texting with a friend and accidentally sent the phrase 'shit from a cannon'.

Training autocorrect to curse has finally backfired on me. #DamnYouAutoCorrect

@bergmeister I don’t know what you are talking about. 🤣

Realized and changed just seconds before you advised me here. 🫣 Thank you.

#damnyouautocorrect when you write with a different keyboard language… I would love to see the right language being detected and used automatically.

@StellaQuasten ik zie nu dat de #damnyouautocorrect er supergrote vliegjesval van had gemaakt. Ik bedoelde superGOEDE!

overstuurde tweets → onverstuurde tweets #damnyouautocorrect

https://twitter.com/iculture/status/1665796998950166531

no more #damnyouautocorrect ???

(or even more) :D

#WWDC #WWDC23

@IvanSanchez #damnyouautocorrect

@maxleibman @the_etrain #AI + #damnyouautocorrect piloting spacecraft??? What would Spock or Obi-Wan Kenobi think? Personally, that sounds simply terrifying. 🙀

#DamnYouAutocorrect

@HelgavanLeur *prak! PRAK bedoel ik! #damnyouautocorrect

*Middle of the night*
#damnyouautocorrect

That’s Kinsey Milhone (Sue Grafton’s protagonist). #damnyouautocorrect

#Mastodon feature request: Yay, I can edit posts. I sure would like to similarly be able to edit errors in the alt-text for media attached to posts. #DamnYouAutocorrect

Since way back, when I started posting in both polish and english, autocorrect is constantly fucking me over. I think it’s time to disable it… #xp #damnyouautocorrect

#DamnYouAutoCorrect Yritin kirjoittaa viestiin, että jatkan "ihmisen teloksen miettimistä", mutta lopputuloksena kerroin jatkavani "ihmisen tuloksen" miettimistä. Viesti muuttui nyt aika dramaattisesti. #Telos #Tulos #TulosEiOleTelos #TulosOrientoitunutIhmiskuva

@BennyEngelbrecht @hauoern Toots! #Damnyouautocorrect

@Thea0507 glem ikke hashtagget #Damnyouautocorrect 😄

Sommige #damnyouautocorrect zijn te leuk om niet te bewaren. Nog even strijken en in een lijstje doen.

#damnyouautocorrect send nudes! Not noobs. @clickhere @ccferrie @kv_ofarrell doh!
P.S. I see a drafts option. That’s new. I can’t see where to set the alt text on the image for this toot. Still learning.
Alt Text: screenshot shows my timeline with all the recent posts masked with “Mastodon Noob question” covering the toot content.

@zwovierzwo @600watt #DamnYouAutocorrect => Mit „Volx“ schreibt man die...
Allerdings verschicken sie nicht mehr per Spedition, sondern an Abholpunkte. (Was auch ein Vorteil sein kann.)

Me: In vino veritas!
My phone: Did you mean In vino Verona's?
Me: ... no. No I did not. #damnyouautocorrect