@digitalpirate

And sadly #Microsoft is copying that shit on #Surface #Tablets, literally gaslighting customers who got their screens cracked because the [again, inevitable over use and time] failing #battery turns itself into a #DangerPillow, saying that this doesn't happen.

Also they went a step further than the #iMacPro because one can't remove the #SurfaceTablet|s screen without destroying it in the process...

@lore please tell me you put them in a bucket full with dry sand....

#DangerPillow...

@mcalel you squished that #DangerPillow too tight!

@photobix wegen sowas will ich werzeugfrei tausch- und entfernbare Akkus!

Bitte das #DangerPillow korrekt entsorgen!!!

@lamp Well, #LiFePo4 ain't exactly the same as #LiCo (#LiIon & #LiPo)...

For once they can't #DangerPillow and don't thermally escalate even when mechanically conpromised.

They also have a very flat voltage curve and can yield high loads.

They're just less energy dense & more expensive.

Also they ditch the inherently unfairly sourced Cobalt...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_iron_phosphate_battery

@blobcat #DangerPillow!

@fuchsiii @epsi @LunaDragofelis this gives the Nickname #DangerPillow a new level of meaning.

I know one person that would approve it...
https://twitter.com/mojezyce/status/1459618011581751296

@nano so basically like almost 5 years...

Unlike #Apple you don't get 2nd party batteries for that and those will likely go #DangerPillow any day on the users...

@bgregus just talking from experience, m8.

I mean there are others with a far higher number of samples in their collection, but I've yet to hear of any other company releasing laptops with flex cables for HDDs that break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

Not to mention that #DangerPillow|s are the reason WHY I only buy and use devices with toolfree swap- and removeable batteries myself...

@gruber That's intentional by #Apple.

They certainly want to make the nice $$$ of people having #DangerPillow|s cracking their screens and overcharging them for a replacement.

@micahflee those are some quality #DangerPillow images there...

There's a reason why all my devices must have #ToolFree #Removeable & #Swappable #batteries.

I hate #DangerPillow|s!
https://youtu.be/AUaJ8pDlxi8?t=1307

#DangerPillow

RT @speshulted
Welp.
#dangerpillow
#batteryfail