Hi! Please date me! here's my Instagram: www.instagram.com/cow_butt
#dateme

Dating apps suck so I am now only accepting dates that come with at least one personal recommendation from a trusted human being.

“My dog thinks I’m great” will not be accepted at this time, though I’m sure your dog has impeccable taste.

Minimum requirements:
1. Male
2. Human
3. Breathing
4. Born between 1965 and 1995

Preferences:
1. GSOH
2. Likes animals (but not in a kinky way)
3. Likes/wants kids (also not in a kinky way)
4. Housetrained

Desirable:
1. Location that doesn’t involve international travel
2. Job they enjoy
3. Affectionate
4. Not a creep

If you would like to recommend a fellow human being for the unique (and possibly life altering) experience of dating me, please comment below with their details.

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40M near #Boston seeks F romantic partner and creative collaborator. I enjoy organizing communities, playing games, solving puzzles, and building things. More details at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XzvzQQ5Wtt6AVpD8p20oAO3aN6lUlAZaFX9yJsjZAy0

#DatingOnMain #DateMe don't seem to have caught on in the fediverse... yet!

Also near #WorcesterMA #Worcester #Massachusetts #NewEngland

#dating #polyamory #kinky #ENM

Yep, I'm still single :) Handsome and strong Knight ISO Smoking hot NA producer. Dame/Baroness status a plus. Let's go out and hit people in the mouth together! #jaxxed not #vaxxed #itm #hiteminthemouth #dateme @adam #boostme #itslikeaparty