Some dating advice, friends: mind your eel.

The 16th C composer Thomas Whythorne wrote that maids go for looks, but widows have...um...other priorities. To court an experienced woman, he said, you "must not carry quick eels in your codpiece, but show some proof of being stiff."

#eels #history #medieval #datingadvice

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Daily Twerk ✅ · @Daily_Twerk
21 followers · 143 posts · Server newsie.social

First date advice for men, learn from an expert

It might be your first forray into dating, or maybe you have become single later in life. Whatever your circumstances this advice from a dating expert is essential reading. Dating expert Hal Iotosis has been on hundreds of first dates and has written a book.

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Last updated 1 year ago

ORLANDO OWEN · @feeldifferent
140 followers · 3217 posts · Server brighteon.social

Are you always finding yourself in the friendzone? 

Do you always seem to say the right things and appease women with flattery and compliments but never get anywhere beyond this?

Are you frustrated because you don’t know why or how to step up to the next level with women you’re interested in?

If you answered yes to any of the above, this is a problem. A serious one.

Read the full article as we dive into how to break free from the friendzone for good!

👉 orlandoowen.com/blog

#nomore #mrniceguy #breakfree #friendzone #singlemen #seekingwomen #datingadvice #setboundaries #betheman #orlandoowen

Last updated 1 year ago

Sigh... pretty girl on .

The way OkCupid works, you get a stack of potential matches. If you pass on them, they eventually return.

She said she wanted a sugar daddy, so I passed, hoping that maybe she'd remove that shit.

She didn't. I reported her because she edited her profile to flat out ask for money to talk to her. That's a big "no no" on all the platform I know of.

Don't be stupid like this girl.

#okcupid #dating #datingadvice #datingprofile #sugardaddy

Last updated 1 year ago

· @TsaoFu
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"True love is not about finding someone who completes you, but about finding someone who inspires you to become the best version of yourself. Keep an open heart and mind, and trust the journey. The right person will come along when the time is right. "

#datingadvice #inspirational

Last updated 1 year ago

Alo Japan · @alojapan
85 followers · 1768 posts · Server masto.ai
Piñita around the World · @Pinita
5 followers · 3 posts · Server mas.to

Did you know that I used to be a therapist? Well I can smell insecurity a mile away and this guy can't handle my mojo. NEXT!

(posted with consent)

#comedy #parody #humor #beach #summerlove #datingadvice

Last updated 2 years ago

The predators never got any money from me.

One might think that the time I spent on them was wasted time, but that even wouldn't be true.

Why?

Because then I can write about my experience in articles that I publish on Medium. 😉

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Last updated 2 years ago

In my view anyone who is using the dating platforms should read my series about the predators you can find waiting to screw you.

If you think you know how to spot them, great! But they are always innovating, and there's always more to learn.

I've got two more articles awaiting publications, but the articles already published are here:

medium.com/@terminalimpala/lis

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Last updated 2 years ago

Daily Twerk · @Daily_Twerk
3 followers · 9 posts · Server newsie.social

Sex site user amazed at how popular he is

Raymond has always had difficulty meeting women so decided to try a sex site to find a partner. The response he got blew his mind.

On the wrong side of 50, Raymond had never had a girlfriend and felt time was running out. As he never went out anyway socially he ne

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Alo Japan · @alojapan
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Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
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Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
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On platforms that suggest picking a for your profile, please choose something that does not have negative connotations.

For instance, . I don't know how it is pronounced. I understand that it is a bird, but right off the bat, I read this as in , and in .

Another example is Dikshit.This is an actual name that some people have, but for dating profile purposes I'd pick something else.

#nickname #dating #kakapo #caca #french #poo #english #datingprofile #datingadvice

Last updated 2 years ago

Cleo of Topless Topics · @toplesstopics
680 followers · 6554 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

today's random :

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believe it or not, I'm not being sarcastic or mean in any way. I am VERY familiar from my own lifetime of being and am I can tell you is, if you're struggling to find people to date, it's because of your attitude, not your looks. there are people out there ready to love and appreciate you, but you have to stop falling into that leads you to expect the worst of them. I say this with complete honesty: whoever you are, you have worth, you are deserving of love. good luck. ❤️

#tiktok #rejected #confirmationbias #datingadvice #advicefromwomen #howtodate #relationshipadvice #howtoapproachwomen #dating #bullying #selfconfidence #shallow #hotornot #howtomakefriends

Last updated 2 years ago

Theepak · @theepak
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J E S S I ✨ B O D I E · @eidobissej
5 followers · 4 posts · Server mas.to

HUMP don't POKE! Join me on Patreon and get more lessons HERE 👉 tinyurl.com/bdhx7dvt

#datingadvice #relationshipadvice

Last updated 2 years ago

J E S S I ✨ B O D I E · @eidobissej
5 followers · 4 posts · Server mas.to

You’re a PLUNGER not a PISTON. Join me on Patreon and get more lessons HERE 👉 tinyurl.com/bdhx7dvt

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Last updated 2 years ago

J E S S I ✨ B O D I E · @eidobissej
5 followers · 3 posts · Server mas.to

How's your TEMPO in the bedroom? Join me on Patreon and get more lessons HERE 👉 tinyurl.com/bdhx7dvt

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Last updated 2 years ago