Jasmine Diaz · @jasminediaz
396 followers · 396 posts · Server blacktwitter.io
Nona Rose · @nona80_swanette
303 followers · 1397 posts · Server mastodon.au

Dating apps suck so I am now only accepting dates that come with at least one personal recommendation from a trusted human being.

“My dog thinks I’m great” will not be accepted at this time, though I’m sure your dog has impeccable taste.

Minimum requirements:
1. Male
2. Human
3. Breathing
4. Born between 1965 and 1995

Preferences:
1. GSOH
2. Likes animals (but not in a kinky way)
3. Likes/wants kids (also not in a kinky way)
4. Housetrained

Desirable:
1. Location that doesn’t involve international travel
2. Job they enjoy
3. Affectionate
4. Not a creep

If you would like to recommend a fellow human being for the unique (and possibly life altering) experience of dating me, please comment below with their details.

#dating #relationships #searchingfortheone #sortakindajokingbutnotreally #dateme #personalrecommendations #humour #thebarisnothigh #datinghelp #helpme

Last updated 3 years ago

Orange · @orange
9 followers · 45 posts · Server mastodon.lol

I've been told on a dating app 🏳️‍🌈that no one around me will date me because they would all know my EX, and the circles are just too small????? What do you do with that ! 🙈 fishing in a tiny pond

#datinghelp #clueless #lesbian

Last updated 3 years ago

jasminediaz · @jasminediaz
0 followers · 1 posts · Server blacktwitter.io
jasminediaz · @jasminediaz
0 followers · 3 posts · Server mas.to

Hey friends! I am a and expert/professional new to .

I post , , and . Follow for insight or to ask questions about , , or . ❤️

#RelationshipQuotes #datingapps #love #relationshipadvice #datinghelp #datingtips #Mastodon #matchmaker #relationship #dating

Last updated 3 years ago