Thanks to my pal @Seschend , my spouse and I now observe the #DayOfTheVengefulCherub instead of that other hearts and flowers thing.

Observe as in stay well clear of.

Tell your loved ones you love them every day. Not only in the middle of winter with cheap #chocolates and a gas station rose. Or #jewelry. I mean, I love good chocolates and flowers. I buy jewelry for myself. Spouse doesn't wear any. Not even a wedding ring.

And that's perfectly fine.