Meanwhile in globule britain... Top of every news show for several days is the story of the (now ex) star presenter of a day-time drivel, sorry, popular culture and current affairs show.

Turns out his goody two shoes act was, 'totally shockingly'... an act! Not Peter Perfect after all, nooooo!!??

Good job there's nothing else going on in the entire world to topple this *top story* from the number one spot...

#breakingnews #daytimedivas #whatthefuck 🙄😂