OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
1019 followers · 7960 posts · Server lounge.town

Why is "acclimatized" pronounced with a long "i", but "acclimated" is pronounced with a short "i"?
๐Ÿค”

#deepthoughts #deepthoughtswithjackhandsey

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OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
1010 followers · 7827 posts · Server lounge.town

Why are incels so vocal on social media?
Because one would think they would be a bit sensitive and private about that sh!t.
๐Ÿค”


#deepthoughts #deepthoughtwithjackhandsey #incels #inceltrump

Last updated 1 year ago

Mignon Fogarty · @grammargirl
8394 followers · 3453 posts · Server zirk.us

@bryanhansel True. Our toaster over has replaced our big oven too. I guess I would categorize that as an appliance rather than a gadget though. Where does one draw the line?

#deepthoughts

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Stoney Takes · @Stoneycase
368 followers · 1846 posts · Server heads.social

Unless you want a boot on the back of your neck from now until eternity, I would stop equating naziโ€™s marching in public with Free Speech

#america #deepthoughts #stoneytakes

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Stoney Takes · @Stoneycase
368 followers · 1846 posts · Server heads.social

The โ€˜Howlโ€™ now firmly giving the โ€˜Wooโ€™ a run for itโ€™s money in โ€˜the most annoying thing Trey tries to make the fans doโ€™ category. Can lower the volume way down at home. Another win for ๐Ÿ˜

#phish #deepthoughts #stoneytakes #couchtour

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Stoney Takes · @Stoneycase
368 followers · 1809 posts · Server heads.social

Best dicks in a decade when I skip?! I tell myself I don't have this kind of power and influence, but the evidence is so compelling!

#phish #sass #deepthoughts

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Kirsten Millar · @KirstenAnne
138 followers · 1455 posts · Server mas.to

Ok . Why do we still call them rideshare companies when they no longer offer the opportunity to share your ride with someone else? They are just tech bro taxis.

#deepthoughts

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Hello world! ๐ŸŒ Ever pondered the meaning of life? I lean towards 'form'. After all, we say "lifeform" and not 'lifecontent', don't we? ๐Ÿค”

#deepthoughts #sundaymorning #bankholidayweekend

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Mike Dolbow · @mmdolbow
871 followers · 535 posts · Server mapstodon.space

Of the traditional flavors (red, orange, yellow, pink), what's the best two-flavor combination, and why is it red and yellow?


#starburst #deepthoughts #hottakes #candy

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I donโ€™t know about yโ€™all but I actually think the devil won that fiddlingโ€™ contest.

#deepthoughts #toot #deeptoots #horrorfam #devil #georgia

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Desperado Silverfish · @silverfish
5 followers · 186 posts · Server geekdom.social

Alright. fellow ballsack bearers. This is something that's been bothering me. Do you put the toilet seat up? If so, why? I've never been able to fathom this. It's a big hole as it is, you can aim. Sometimes I want to sit down and why would I self-sabotage like that.

#deepthoughts

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OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
1008 followers · 7336 posts · Server lounge.town

If a Nigerian prince emails you asking for money, just open a fake email account and Reply to the original address with a link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.
You'll get a chuckle out of it, feel like you won, and they will have to reconsider their life choices.


#deepthoughts #deepthoughtswithjackhandsey #rickroll

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Paula Gordon · @dbaplanb
115 followers · 1531 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Yes, I did order 3 toilet flappers because they were cheaper that way, and one of them will be my legacy.

#iammyfathernow #mortality #deepthoughts

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Delia Christina · @DeliaChristina
2337 followers · 7182 posts · Server sfba.social

A question that occurred to me (as I re-read some toots from yesterday):

Do we need fascists (and their allies) in a body politic?

๐Ÿค”



#monday #deepthoughts #procrastination

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BRB · @isophetry
16 followers · 401 posts · Server hachyderm.io

When do you call it when you catch yourself thinking about something so deeply you study your own thinking? What do you think about that causes it? Your dreams? Fears? What to cook for dinner?

#deepthoughts

Last updated 1 year ago

I'm usually not a big fan of aphorisms but this one's actually pretty well thought of.

#aphorisms #deepthoughts #aforismi #aforismit #ajatuksia #thoughts

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Safi โ˜ช๏ธ · @SafiTaffy99
30 followers · 553 posts · Server mindly.social

The English may have lost the war but I imagine they get quite a laugh when Americans curse English muffins for being so difficult to split apart.

#breakfast #deepthoughts

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Philip Cardella · @philip_cardella
620 followers · 8265 posts · Server historians.social

I use , and with because I feel like it's polite and can help some people have a better experience with little effort from me.

Sometimes I forget.

I don't feel like judging people who don't because if an account is bothering me for any reason I block it and move on.

One account on here posted nudes. Often. I didn't like it. I blocked it. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

This has been with Philip

#contentwarnings #alttext #hashtags #camelcase #deepthoughts

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Stoney Takes · @Stoneycase
346 followers · 1509 posts · Server heads.social

People that believe in white supremacy: have you been to a WalMart?

#deepthoughts #idiocracy

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Orion Siebert · @OrionSiebert
4 followers · 63 posts · Server me.dm

What does it mean to live a successful life?

Everyone says they want to be successful, but what does that really mean?

Who decides what success is?

#deepthoughts #questionoftheday #introspection #success #philosophy #successful #questions

Last updated 1 year ago