Why is "acclimatized" pronounced with a long "i", but "acclimated" is pronounced with a short "i"?
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Why are incels so vocal on social media?
Because one would think they would be a bit sensitive and private about that sh!t.
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#incels #IncelTrump

@bryanhansel True. Our toaster over has replaced our big oven too. I guess I would categorize that as an appliance rather than a gadget though. Where does one draw the line? #DeepThoughts

Unless you want a boot on the back of your neck from now until eternity, I would stop equating nazi’s marching in public with Free Speech #america #deepthoughts #stoneytakes

The ‘Howl’ now firmly giving the ‘Woo’ a run for it’s money in ‘the most annoying thing Trey tries to make the fans do’ category. #phish #deepthoughts #stoneytakes Can lower the volume way down at home. Another win for #couchtour 😁

Best dicks in a decade when I skip?! I tell myself I don't have this kind of power and influence, but the evidence is so compelling! #phish #sass #deepthoughts

Ok #deepthoughts. Why do we still call them rideshare companies when they no longer offer the opportunity to share your ride with someone else? They are just tech bro taxis.

Hello world! 🌍 Ever pondered the meaning of life? I lean towards 'form'. After all, we say "lifeform" and not 'lifecontent', don't we? 🤔 #DeepThoughts #SundayMorning #BankHolidayWeekend

Of the traditional #Starburst flavors (red, orange, yellow, pink), what's the best two-flavor combination, and why is it red and yellow?
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#HotTakes
#Candy

I don’t know about y’all but I actually think the devil won that fiddling’ contest. #deepthoughts #toot #deeptoots #HorrorFam #devil #georgia

Alright. fellow ballsack bearers. This is something that's been bothering me. Do you put the toilet seat up? If so, why? I've never been able to fathom this. It's a big hole as it is, you can aim. Sometimes I want to sit down and why would I self-sabotage like that. #deepthoughts

If a Nigerian prince emails you asking for money, just open a fake email account and Reply to the original address with a link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.
You'll get a chuckle out of it, feel like you won, and they will have to reconsider their life choices.
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#RickRoll

Yes, I did order 3 toilet flappers because they were cheaper that way, and one of them will be my legacy.

#IAmMyFatherNow #Mortality #DeepThoughts

A question that occurred to me (as I re-read some toots from yesterday):

Do we need fascists (and their allies) in a body politic?

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#monday
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#Procrastination

When do you call it when you catch yourself thinking about something so deeply you study your own thinking? What do you think about that causes it? Your dreams? Fears? What to cook for dinner? #deepthoughts

I'm usually not a big fan of aphorisms but this one's actually pretty well thought of.

#Aphorisms #DeepThoughts #Aforismi #Aforismit #Ajatuksia #Thoughts

The English may have lost the war but I imagine they get quite a laugh when Americans curse English muffins for being so difficult to split apart. #Breakfast #deepthoughts

I use #ContentWarnings, #AltText and #HashTags with #CamelCase because I feel like it's polite and can help some people have a better experience with little effort from me.

Sometimes I forget.

I don't feel like judging people who don't because if an account is bothering me for any reason I block it and move on.

One account on here posted nudes. Often. I didn't like it. I blocked it. 🤷‍♂️

This has been #DeepThoughts with Philip

People that believe in white supremacy: have you been to a WalMart? #deepthoughts #idiocracy

What does it mean to live a successful life?

Everyone says they want to be successful, but what does that really mean?

Who decides what success is?
#deepthoughts #QuestionOfTheDay #introspection #success #Philosophy #Successful #questions