1) The poor thing doesn't know my bladder has been muttering* daggers at me for the last few minutes.

2) Five minutes later: 'How could you DO that to me...?!')

*Hey, if eyes can throw daggers, why not other armless & handless organs? Let's hear it for the Knives Without Arms Race.
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