Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1492 followers · 108702 posts · Server mstdn.social
Genuinely Gary 🌤️ · @sgtgary
786 followers · 2792 posts · Server mindly.social
M Ralph Susskind · @marasu66
8 followers · 179 posts · Server mindly.socialNo wise man has the power to reason away what a fool believes he sees. What seems to be is always better than nothing. #demotivational #Loggins #McDonald #DoobieBros
#demotivational #loggins #mcdonald #doobiebros
Anders Borch · @anders
122 followers · 720 posts · Server mastodon.cyborch.comI thought I was going to a classic functional training class today but when I arrived it turned out that it was a HIIT class.
After spending the first 5 minutes literally at my max pulse while some lady screamed at me never to stand still, I left. Half-way in tears, half-way ready to vomit.
So many trainers have completely misunderstood what motivating someone actually is.
#fitness #failure #demotivational
Jennifer Johnson · @SimplyJennifer
989 followers · 826 posts · Server zirk.usWhat's your favorite "Safe for work but WEIRD" funny saying?
There's a big empty bulletin board in the office.
It needs #posters.
It's hard to find good #demotivational posters, it's all people with #meme generators and no sense of humor.
#posters #demotivational #meme #bulletinboard #work #office #IT #funny
Ghostrunner · @ghostrunner
40 followers · 253 posts · Server hachyderm.io
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
47 followers · 875 posts · Server me.dm
If you build a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
- Gandhi
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
47 followers · 875 posts · Server me.dm
Hedgewizard · @Hedgewizard
46 followers · 409 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
'When you only saw one set of footprints,
That was when I ATE YOU'
Hippie Scuba Steve · @HippieScubaSteve
889 followers · 4422 posts · Server mindly.socialJust curious about the despair.com demotivational posters I've been tooting.
#demotivational #motivationalthursday #thursdayvibes
Ancient Catbus · @ancient_catbus
2395 followers · 5676 posts · Server jorts.horse
ChelsieSp · @Rockbythetree
85 followers · 171 posts · Server home.socialI had hoped to find motivation at the bottom of my coffee mug.
Instead, I found paralyzing caffeine anxiety and a few grounds in the shape of the Big Dipper.
So there’s that.
#coffee #adhd #caffienesensitivity #anxiety #demotivational
M Ralph Susskind · @marasu66
1 followers · 40 posts · Server mindly.socialIf you give 'em more than an inch, they take at least a mile per inch. #demotivational #ImperialUnits
#demotivational #imperialunits
M Ralph Susskind · @marasu66
1 followers · 40 posts · Server mindly.socialIf you give 'em more than an inch, they take a mile per inch. #demotivational #ImperialUnits
#demotivational #imperialunits
Maledizioni :verified: · @Maledizioni
19 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.uno
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#lunedi #lunedí #21novembre #sarcasmo #fumetti #maledizioni #satira #mondiali #calcio #arte #battute #demotivational #comicità #barzellette #frasi #cinismo #TML #Saporedimale #Iotimaledico #ansa #adnkronos #corriere #gazzetta #notizie #sport #news
#news #sport #notizie #gazzetta #corriere #Adnkronos #ANSA #iotimaledico #saporedimale #tml #cinismo #frasi #barzellette #comicita #demotivational #battute #arte #calcio #mondiali #satira #maledizioni #fumetti #sarcasmo #21novembre #lunedi
R :opensuse: :mastodon: · @rothgar
222 followers · 3970 posts · Server mastodon.uno#demotivational
Ogni volta che leggo frasi motivazionali mi sale il Cristo, e non è un Cristo di pace, è quello del tempio, incazzato.
"Se lo puoi sognare lo puoi fare" Ah si? Parlane con il mio asino alato.
"Se migliori ogni giorno dello 0,01% a fine anno sarai cresciuto di 38 volte" Lo sai che sono una persona e non un foglio di calcolo, vero?
Io capisco che nella vita è meglio impegnarsi, ma non mi vendere illusioni o mi girano.
A me queste cose demotivano.
M Ralph Susskind · @marasu66
2 followers · 36 posts · Server mindly.social#WeHaveTheReceipts Your receipts are only as real as the cashier says they are. #demotivational
#wehavethereceipts #demotivational
Salar Rahmanian :nixos: · @softinio
195 followers · 456 posts · Server fosstodon.orgProbably the best #tech #posters ever #demotivational #design #patterns must see 😂🤣👇 https://arialdomartini.github.io/demotivational-design-patterns
#tech #posters #demotivational #design #patterns
Juozas · @juozaspo
3 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodon.xyz
