I guess Governor #DeSanctimonious forgot to make it illegal to indict #Republicans in #Florida
#desanctimonious #republicans #Florida
@hyphae Not anymore. The Florida repugnicon legislature just passed a bill, which #desanctimonious signed that he can stay governor AND run. Also they passed a law that all of the expenses for his trips around the country/world paid for by taxpayers are shielded from public/media view. #fascist much?
Hey, Ron!
Consider these words:
#ElectileDysfunction
#FailureToLaunch
#DeSanctimonious
#DerSantis
#DeSaster
#electiledysfunction #failuretolaunch #desanctimonious #dersantis #desaster
Well now, they're going to take on the worlds largest corporation: The Church
Several news reports read as follows:
A high school principal in Jacksonville, Fla., has banned his teachers from showing an Early Renaissance painting of the Madonna and Child, claiming the Virgin Mary “doesn’t look happy enough” to experience the joy of motherhood. Gov. Ron DeSantis was quick to express support for the director, adding that Mary Magdalene “looks like a whore.”
#floridafascism #desanctimonious
#alexandrapetri - Better yet, don’t teach reading
@washingtonpost
#floridafools
#wokeflorida
#desanctimonious
Excerpts from a civics textbook I assume would be welcome in Florida https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/20/florida-school-textbook-curriculum-review-satire/
#alexandrapetri #floridafools #wokeflorida #desanctimonious
@EvilBunnyPottymouth
So in Florida it seems if you get pulled over for a traffic violation, you may be checked for:
-your immigration status.
-possessing banned woke books.
-your underwear status.
#DeSantis #DeSanctimonious
#Florida #Funny
#mastodon #Saturday
#politics
#desantis #desanctimonious #florida #funny #mastodon #saturday #politics
DONALD #TRUMP IS ONE DAY AWAY FROM LEAVING A HORSE’S HEAD IN RON #DESANTIS’S BED
We know #Trump is #freaking out about the possibility of having to beat out DeSantis for the Republican nomination busting out the nickname Ron “#DeSanctimonious,” telling reporters “If [Ron] did run, I will tell you things about him that won’t be very flattering”; and suggesting he’ll treat the governor to the ole Ted Cruz special i.e insulting his wife and ..told Nikki #Haley she..jump in
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/02/ron-desantis-donald-trump-jabs
#trump #desantis #freaking #desanctimonious #haley
RT @SPBMcKenna@twitter.com
@ProjectLincoln@twitter.com @joncoopertweets@twitter.com #DeSanctimonious
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SPBMcKenna/status/1591307691376664577
Time to invest in stock of companies selling popcorn.
#politicaldrama #donaldschlump #desanctimonious