DeSantis Snubs Biden During Tour of Hurricane Damage in Florida

President Biden said he was not disappointed that Gov. Ron DeSantis did not meet with him while he toured an area in Florida hit by Hurricane Idalia.

Sounds like POTUS got the better end of that deal. 😆

#desantisfornothing2024 #desantisfailure

#desantisfornothing2024 #wokeandproud

During last night's #republicandebate, #rondesatan claimed that he met a woman named Penny who, as an infant, survived "several" unsuccessful abortions, and even then only because her grandmother recovered her from a biohazard waste bin and took her to a hospital to be resuscitated. 

#desantis may have actually been making an oblique reference to his own "Presidential" campaign. 😄
#desantisfornothing2024

@georgetakei Isn't the pig supposed to be down on the auction floor in the sawdust? 🐷 #desantisfornothing2024

#DeSatan tickets started at $50 a pop, but even when the campaign lowered the cost to $1 they could only get 30 people who were willing to put themselves through the trauma. Next time they should try tying a pork chop around the sonofabitch's neck. #desantisisafascist #desantisfornothing2024

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/ron-desantis-awkward-comeback-effort-rcna97317

The train wreck was in a car wreck. How meta.
#desantisfornothing2024 #DeSatan

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/25/ron-desantis-car-accident-00107980

Really looking forward to the day when Ron DeSantis demonstrates how an ex-governor is able to "parlay" the skills he learned. #desantisfornothing2024 #desantisdestroysfl #desantisisafacist

"I'm voting for Ron DeSantis and I eat at the gas station" tells you all you need to know about Ron DeSantis and his voters! LOL.
#RonDeSantis #GOP #DeSantisForNothing2024 #VoteBlue

The part of Judas was already taken.
#desantisfornothing2024

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/16/2175834/-DeSantis-Bible-lesson-Fishing-murder-and-hanging-with-Jesus

I'm waiting for Governor Ron #DeSatan to direct the Floriduh attorney general to charge Tori Bowie with having an illegal late term abortion. #desantisdestroysflorida #desantisfornothing2024

https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/olympic-sprinter-tori-bowie-died-complications-childbirth-autopsy-100039138

Here's another 3 suggestions for a Meatball #DeSatan #Twitter avatar for tonight's announcement. #twitterfail #desantisfornothing2024 #desantisadangertotheusa

@ABCWorldNews Maybe DeSantis should just have Max Headroom stand in for him - a virtual cartoon spokesman for a virtual cartoon candidate. Snidely Whiplash might be better, though. He's also evil, but his voice is lower than DeSantis' squeaky bluster. #desantisfornothing2024

@washingtonpost Maybe DeSantis should just have Max Headroom stand in for him - a virtual cartoon spokesman for a virtual cartoon candidate. Snidely Whiplash might be better, though. He's evil, and his voice is lower than DeSantis' squeaky bluster. #desantisfornothing2024

As a lifelong Ohioan, I am proud to count DeSantis as a Floridian. 😄
#desantisisafascist #desantisfornothing2024

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/04/desantis-harsdcrabble-authenticity/

Based on an adaptation of the 1938 novella Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell, The Thing tells the story of a team of poly-sci students on a research station in the Florida Keys who discover a mindless, parasitic alien that can mimic its victims. It goes on an anti-woke rampage, eventually ending up in the race for President before being stopped by an even bigger monster. #desantisfornothing2024 #desantisdestroysflorida

Disney has apparently retaliated by canceling the maintenance agreement on the RonBot2024 animatronic candidate. #desantisfornothing2024

#RhondaSantis faking his rapture.
#desantisfornothing2024

You know, as a Harvard-educated attorney, DeSatan wouldn't even make a halfway decent street sweeper.
#desantisfornothing2024 #desantissucks

How DeSantis accidentally handed Disney a potent weapon against him

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/02/ron-desantis-disney-lawsuit-wokeness-donald-trump-2024/

LOL. Says the Great Retaliator!
#FuckRonDeSantis #DeSantisForNothing2024

‘Weaponizing its power': Disney accuses DeSantis of retaliation in federal lawsuit https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/26/disney-desantis-retaliation-lawsuit-00093962