🤣 I have nothing positive to share, just more old man bitching. Maybe I should just shut up.

#DSDS #TrashTV #Kiyan
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Oh, hey! It's already started!

This is the finals, right? This bland vanilla girl is a finalist?

I was griping about song choice last time, wasn't I? The judges are noncommittally positive. I thought it sucked. Is it me? Am I out of touch with reality?

#DSDS #TrashTV #Monika
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Is it me? The judges all seem to praise the candidates, but I find it meh. Am I being too nit-picky?

I suppose that's why I'm here on the couch, and not there on the panel.

That, and I'm not famous, nor a good singer.

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This guy is on key, at least. A bit wavery at times, but only for a hot second.

But, when he sings "I," it sounds more like "hi."

SMH

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Am I using the wrong hashtags, or am I the only one posting along? Isn't this supposed to be a thing?

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I'm bitterly disappointed in the show so far.

Seriously, who is picking the songs?

#David #DSDS #TrashTV​
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Wind machine! Und schiefe Schlager!

🤣 Wer wählt die Lieder?

#Aileen #DSDS #TrashTV​
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🤣 OK. It's not just me. The judges are telling him not to let the shit performance get him down. You can do it!

Again, it was piss poor song choice. Are these kids* picking their own songs, or are they being told what to sing?

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* I know they're young adults capable of making life decisions for themselves. I say kids because I could be their grampa. It's not meant as a denigration. #OldManProblems

Are my ears weird? This is horrible. Off key, and out of breath.

#Peris #Despacito(sp?) #DSDS #TrashTV #DeutschlandSuchtDenSuperstar

Bold color choices!

😜 Oh, my! Uhh... Uhh... Oh, yeah. That works for me.

#Lawa #DSDS #TrashTV
#ForAllTheWrongReasons
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Hmm. Technical proficiency, and good pipes, but the song is meh.

Everything's spot on, but it's a boring song. For me. YMMV.

The rowdy audience participation is taking some processing.

#Sem #DSDS #TrashTV
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Yeah, I'm hearing individual audience members - assholes, mainly - bellowing out... it's live, I guess.

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Am I hearing people in the live audience booing some of the candidates? Or is this some form of positive hooting?

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Equal goes it loose!
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Who are these alleged Promis that pop out to surprise the candidate? From context, they're former contestants who "made it" in some for.

Oh! I like this girls voice, and she seems to be in key. Monika. (They just flashed her name and info to vote)

But it's more #Schlager, which is also something I don't understand.

Whoops! A little waver. Otherwise, very nice.

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🤣 He was on key, and he ticked the boxes, but come on! Everyone's coming up on stage and performing frottage on him.

Or am I seriously missing something?

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He's (Lorent?) on key! Holy shit!

The song is crap, tho. Who is selecting these? The producers or the singers?

Oops! A flat note! But still.

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Jumpin' Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Is it me? Have my ears gone? This guy, Peris (long last name) sounds like shit, too.

OK. This time a judge agrees with me. Make that two.

Whew!
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The judges are all saying how good she (Lawa Baban) was. Maybe they heard something that didn't waver, something that didn't wander around the key, usually flat. Which is why I'm sitting here on the couch instead of there on the panel.

#DSDS #DeutschlandSuchtDenSuperstar #TrashTV

Lawa (that's how she spells it) must have given Dieter a blowjob, as well.

That was horrid.

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