Open Source JobHub · @osjobhub
645 followers · 165 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Linux TLDR · @linuxtldr
611 followers · 333 posts · Server noc.social

I hope Microsoft begins to seriously consider these metrics and recognizes that their poor decisions are causing users to leave.

#cyber #infosec #security #tech #developer #programmingmemes #programming #programmer #devops #dev #linuxfan #memes #linuxmemes #linux

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Paul Horn · @nrohluap
67 followers · 917 posts · Server ioc.exchange

So today started with a customer raising a sev 1 bug (emergency) following the latest upgrade.

Turns out a critical/central set of app data is fetched from the database.

Design flaw #1: The first row is a “template” row that is used to display subsequent rows.

Design flaw #2: There is no “order by” in the SELECT clause in the backend.

The recent upgrade modified the template row. Now it doesn’t always come back as the first row any more.

Do I kill the devs, or QA?


#sqldatabase #developer

Last updated 1 year ago

Matthew Loxton · @mloxton
610 followers · 4117 posts · Server med-mastodon.com
Pybites · @pybites
133 followers · 122 posts · Server fosstodon.org

New podcast alert 📣

In our new episode 130, we delve into the groundbreaking integration of Python within Microsoft Excel and its transformative impact on non-tech professions. 💪📈

pybit.es/articles/excel-embrac

#python #developer #podcast #excel #pdi #coaching #careerchange

Last updated 1 year ago

Berndor · @berndor
17 followers · 55 posts · Server leipzig.town
Mike Elston · @notsle
371 followers · 1789 posts · Server kzoo.to

I hate scrum.

#scrum #agile #developer

Last updated 1 year ago

Wilderness Labs Inc. · @widernesslabs
20 followers · 8 posts · Server hachyderm.io

As we streamline our release process of our Meadow stack, we can now ship beta releases every Patch Tuesday! Read more about it in our blog: wldrn.es/dqc

#meadow #dotnet #csharp #iot #developer #programming #embedded #updates #beta #releases

Last updated 1 year ago

Michael Argentini · @argentini
69 followers · 129 posts · Server nonsequiturs.social

The acronym GUID is not pronounced "gooey ID". It's pronounced "goo-id".

#yourewelcome #developer #pendantry

Last updated 1 year ago

Kari · @kari
19 followers · 141 posts · Server dz.social

Why did the developer need glasses?

Because he couldn't C# (see sharp) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#java #developer #joke #masto #humour

Last updated 1 year ago

gohlisch :antiverified: · @gohlisch
5 followers · 44 posts · Server fosstodon.org

When you ask a developer to work with your legacy system.

#softwaredevelopment #developer #developers #software #programming

Last updated 1 year ago

scottkeckwarren · @scottkeckwarren
34 followers · 220 posts · Server phpc.social
Andrew Woods · @awoodsnet
267 followers · 1225 posts · Server phpc.social

We are the hero of our own story. We imagine that we can change the world.

When we create things, we imagine the good we can do. However, before you go too far down the road of making something, ask yourself: What if your enemies had this, and could wield it against you? would you still want it in the world?

Before you release your project, consider the consequences. How can it go wrong? How wrong can it go?




#software #engineering #devlife #developer #webdev

Last updated 1 year ago