IBBoard · @ibboard
100 followers · 3069 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Why would valgrind with `--inclusive=yes` say that a function used 30% of the time but a graph visualisation that also seems to do inclusive timing (breaking it into each child leg) only shows 2.5% of the time in the same function and the things it calls? 🀨

#linux #debugging #developerproblems #valgrind

Last updated 1 year ago

Feeling like a code detective today, trying to debug this quirky piece of software like πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ” But seriously, who let the bugs out? 😩

#debuggingadventures #codequirks #codinglife #developerproblems #whereisthebug #needasherlockholmesofcode

Last updated 1 year ago

Andrew Block · @sabre1041
109 followers · 730 posts · Server hachyderm.io

fighting SSL certs this morning. what else is new....

#developerproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Andrew Block · @sabre1041
102 followers · 571 posts · Server hachyderm.io

am i having fun automating? yes, but no

#needteststopass #developerproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

dodothedev · @dodothedev
42 followers · 456 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@garylake
With python, you get to add elif 😘
I keep writing elif in JS and confusing myself. Also confuse myself writing variables without Let or Const.

#developer #developerproblems #fullstackdeveloper #webdeveloper #webdevelopment #web

Last updated 1 year ago

Gary Lake · @garylake
136 followers · 227 posts · Server front-end.social

TFW When you leave yourself the comment

// cross that bridge when we get to it

And you get to that bridge...

#developer #developerproblems #fullstackdeveloper #webdeveloper #webdevelopment #web #javascript

Last updated 1 year ago

Gary Lake · @garylake
136 followers · 224 posts · Server front-end.social

The hardest part about being a multilingual or full-stack developer is remembering the else if syntax structure of all the shit you work with...

if/else if/else
if/elseif/else
if/elsif/else

Still not working, oh sorry, end if...

It's bad enough jumping between JavaScript and PL/pgSQL, can't wait to add Python to the mix one day 😘

#developer #developerproblems #fullstackdeveloper #webdeveloper #webdevelopment #web

Last updated 1 year ago

Gary Lake · @garylake
117 followers · 173 posts · Server front-end.social

AFAF

Is wasting an hour debugging an event handler that wasn't firing, before realising that you were just clicking the wrong button, about the right time to call it a day for working in 2022? πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

#webdeveloper #webdevelopment #developer #development #developerproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Gary Lake · @garylake
117 followers · 172 posts · Server front-end.social

Am I the only one that finishes the day by leaving the following in whatever code files I was working on...

// ######################
// YOU ARE HERE
// ------------------------
// YOU WERE TRYING TO X AND
// MOST LIKELY NEED TO DO Y
// NEXT AS A RESULT
// ######################

πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

#webdeveloper #webdevelopment #developer #developerproblems #javascript

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan Jones · @danjones000
50 followers · 455 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Sheeka πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ · @sheekapatak
38 followers · 20 posts · Server mastodon.online

That feeling when you pick up a task, have a solution within a day, second guess yourself when it comes to putting up a PR, spend a month trying to figure out the β€œreal” issue…then realise your first instinct was probably correct πŸ™ˆ

#developerproblems #softwareengineering

Last updated 2 years ago

Justin Vollmer :arch: · @Vollmer
65 followers · 142 posts · Server fosstodon.org

It's amazing how an extremely minor software change can cause unforeseen issues...

Spent 10+ hours over the last few days tracking down a bizarre I2C issue that appeared seemingly out of nowhere on a project. Assumed it was due to a tweak I made in a PoE driver that was on that I2C bus. But, turned out to be due to forgetting to initialize a struct to a known state in what I thought was an unrelated driver I was rewriting, which caused a pin to be initialized incorrectly. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

#developerproblems

Last updated 5 years ago

Curtis McHale · @curtismchale
230 followers · 2686 posts · Server mastodon.social

Sigh....SOAP API is next on my list

#wordpress #developerproblems

Last updated 6 years ago

Qyv (;* Mr. Squelch *;) 🍍 · @PhotonQyv
380 followers · 15688 posts · Server mastodon.xyz

That feeling when you think you've fixed an app crash, but can't reproduce the crash to disprove that you've _not_ fixed it!

#developerproblems #catch10110 #catch0x16

Last updated 7 years ago