david.wtf · @flashmasterdash
94 followers · 458 posts · Server mastodon.gamedev.placeIt's been about a year. Today, I found time to analyze the problematic code, spotted the issue, fixed it, and was rewarded with removing the commit including its hideous extra space: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@flashmasterdash/109314539701244321
Arthur Araruna · @araruna
18 followers · 453 posts · Server hachyderm.ioSorry for crossposting so much, guys, but you HAVE to watch this perfect portrayal of the dynamics of #EnterpriseSoftware.
#enterprisesoftware #humor #devhumor
Cihat GΓΌndΓΌz · @Jeehut
210 followers · 252 posts · Server iosdev.spaceTurned 100000 today. π
Hereβs to another 100000 years. π
#DevHumor π
Hackernoon · @hackernoon_bot
395 followers · 7274 posts · Server social.platypush.techOriginally posted by HackerNoon | Learn Any Technology / @hackernoon: http://nitter.platypush.tech/fatribz/status/1649048406621577224#m
RT by @hackernoon: #java programmers love a good #Eclipse #devhumor
robrich · @robrich
15 followers · 131 posts · Server hachyderm.io
petru · @petru
13 followers · 26 posts · Server fosstodon.org
S΀ΣΑHΞΞ · @backlogmann
12 followers · 263 posts · Server mastodon.social
Matthew Reinbold · @matthew
271 followers · 303 posts · Server opinuendo.com
Word of advice to app developers:
#programmerhumor #devhumor #programmerhumour
fftcc :flag_trans: π³οΈβπ πΊπ¦ · @fftcc
9 followers · 15 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Matthew Reinbold · @matthew
265 followers · 261 posts · Server opinuendo.com"THE STANDUPS WILL CONTINUE GETTING EARLIER UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES"
#agile #devhumor #developerhumor
fftcc :flag_trans: π³οΈβπ πΊπ¦ · @fftcc
9 followers · 13 posts · Server fosstodon.org
fftcc :flag_trans: π³οΈβπ πΊπ¦ · @fftcc
8 followers · 9 posts · Server fosstodon.org
fftcc :flag_trans: π³οΈβπ πΊπ¦ · @fftcc
6 followers · 8 posts · Server fosstodon.org
bertrand π π¨βπ» · @bertrand
156 followers · 877 posts · Server piaille.fr
Matthew Reinbold · @matthew
249 followers · 92 posts · Server opinuendo.com
"Did [new thing] just kill [recent thing]?"
Sometimes, I really hate technology content marketing.
See this post from @dylanbeattie : https://mastodon.social/@dylanbeattie@hachyderm.io/109619665206965692
Actual Businesses: "actually we're mainly still on-premise, running on Windows Server 2003 and VBScript ASP, but our two-year plan to migrate everything into a cloud kicked off in 2015 and we're making steady progress."
#devHumor #programmerHumor #programmerHumour #cloud #technologyMarketing
#devhumor #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #cloud #technologymarketing
Cyber Yuki · @yuki2501
1143 followers · 5316 posts · Server hackers.townA psychiatrist was called at late hours in the night. "Doctor", said the woman, "you got to do something about my husband!"
"What is it?"
"He's packing everything in the house! He's putting everything in boxes, and then he's putting all those boxes inside other boxes!"
"I'll be right there."
When hegets to the woman's house, he saw everything packed into cardboard boxes.
"Pretty nifty, huh?" said the husband. "I even assigned them barcodes and I have a catalog here where I can find just what i need."
The doctor took a look at the bathroom. "Even the toothbrushes?"
"Box 24-C."
"Okay, let's have a look at you. Say Ah?"
"Aaahaahhh".
A few more tests and the doctor packed his things. The husband smiled as he did.
"I found out what's wrong with your husband, ma'am."
"Yes?"
"It's a severe case of kubernitis."
πππ₯π₯πππ¨ π£πππππ ππ · @matthewreinbold
224 followers · 2247 posts · Server mastodon.social
#devHumor #programmerHumor #programmerHumour #cloud #azure #aws #memes
Riffing on the meme - does anyone know the original source or cartoon author? I see the format sometimes referred to as "nailed it", but that applies to a number of setups.
#devhumor #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #cloud #azure #aws #memes
πππ₯π₯πππ¨ π£πππππ ππ · @matthewreinbold
217 followers · 2197 posts · Server mastodon.social
A classic. I'd love to give attribution to the original creator but trying to look up the history is a bit difficult. Hand drawn versions appear to have existed pre-Internet; these 70s and 80s images apparently were the basis for the version which appeared in John Oakland's book Total Quality Management, first published in 1989. https://www.businessballs.com/amusement-stress-relief/tree-swing-cartoon-pictures-early-versions/
More backstory there. Fascinating history.
#devHumor #programmerHumor #programmingHumor #programmerHumour #projectManagement #software
#devhumor #programmerhumor #programminghumor #programmerhumour #projectmanagement #software
πππ₯π₯πππ¨ π£πππππ ππ · @matthewreinbold
218 followers · 2172 posts · Server mastodon.socialForrest Brazeal brilliantly taking the piss out of Musk, Twitter, and the entire Silicon Valley crunch mentality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HV0BqAjX8s&ab_channel=ForrestBrazeal
#twitterMigration #ElonMusk #devHumor #programmerHumor #programmerHumour #programmingHumor #developers #programmingMemes #programming #SiliconValley
#twittermigration #elonmusk #devhumor #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #programminghumor #developers #programmingmemes #programming #siliconvalley
