Soenke Ruempler · @s0enke
505 followers · 614 posts · Server awscommunity.social

I need this!

#devoops

Last updated 1 year ago

Unixorn - 90% Snark by weight · @unixorn
485 followers · 1032 posts · Server hachyderm.io

OH from slack: "I asked the waitress if the AWS IPA was local or if it was from Virginia and likely to not be available and she was confused"

#sre #devoops #aws #cloudops #cloud

Last updated 1 year ago

Signaleleven · @signaleleven
198 followers · 667 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

🎼 Zero Instances?
🎶 What is happening?
🎵 It's confusing,
🎶 I should have some workloads.

🎵 Then I notice,
🎶 in the upper right,
🎶 I'm in the wrong region,
🎵 I've been fooled again!

🎵 Oh console
🎶 Take me home
🎵 To the region
🎶 I belong

🎵 NOT Virginia!
🎶 I'm in Frankfurt!
🎵 eu-central-1!
🎶 Take me home!

#devops #devoops #aws

Last updated 1 year ago

Harshad Sharma · @harshad
1172 followers · 5924 posts · Server mastodon.sharma.io

Can a RasPi3 sitting on my desk with 1GB RAM with Tailscale + Syncthing + Salt manage a small fleet of personal machines - baremetal and VMs, over a 4G connection?

Seems to work with 4 "minions" with minimal configuration so far.

#automation #tailscale #syncthing #saltstack #devoops

Last updated 1 year ago

Joshua Doll 🤷‍♂️ · @brektyme
28 followers · 989 posts · Server hachyderm.io

TIL that AWS Kinesis Data Firehose will happily batch 500+ megs of logs via a CloudWatch Subscription Filter, serialize it into a single line, and compress that down to 5 megs. Fluentd doesn't like that. It also makes troubleshooting hard. Since opening the file is hard.

#devoops

Last updated 1 year ago

Shlee fucked around and · @shlee
1708 followers · 4598 posts · Server aus.social

I've just discovered a bug in Windows Server Failover Clustering (WSFC)... FUCKING WSFC..

That product was first introduced in Windows NT Server 4.0 Enterprise Edition back in 1997... and I'm still finding bugs.

If there is a bug in something, I will find it.

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Unixorn · @unixorn
450 followers · 494 posts · Server hachyderm.io

OH: just released the beta of their new data lake in Paris

#gcp #sre #devoops #devops

Last updated 2 years ago

Arne Visscher · @zomgwtfbbqkewl
35 followers · 147 posts · Server hachyderm.io

When you’re unsure if resources or entries are safe for deleting remember the following: “the proof of the pudding is in the yeeting”

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Shlee fucked around and · @shlee
1699 followers · 4539 posts · Server aus.social

One of the Junior devops engineers made a mistake...

Let thou who has not terminated production using badly written infracode cast the first stone

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Kelly Shortridge · @shortridge
3299 followers · 165 posts · Server hachyderm.io

sunday funday means memelording

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

jimakker · @jimakker
62 followers · 68 posts · Server mastodon.eus

"This week, we discovered that GitHub.com’s RSA SSH private key was briefly exposed in a public GitHub repository." github.blog/2023-03-23-we-upda

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Oops! 😅 Github accidentally committed their on SSH private key to a public github repo. They rightly have changed the keys, so you'll get bit scary “WARNING: REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS CHANGED!” messages.

github.blog/2023-03-23-we-upda

#ssh #github #devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

scottpack · @scottpack
282 followers · 514 posts · Server infosec.exchange

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

.....
when you get nine minutes into an apply and realize with the new workflow you needed to do:

TF_VAR_key_filepath=~/.keys/weird_key.pem terraform apply

#devoops #terraform

Last updated 2 years ago

Unixorn · @unixorn
397 followers · 15 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@sre @devops

OH:
User: This queue is backing up
Me: Oh, that sucks
User: Why?
Me: Cause you're not processing messages in it fast enough
User: Oh
10xs their worker
User: My database is falling over!
:picardfacepalm:

#sre #devops #devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Edge Case ℭɑⅈᵤˢ · @caius
163 followers · 165 posts · Server ruby.social

Networking. If it's not DNS, it's probably routing.

#devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Rob Anderson · @rob
40 followers · 509 posts · Server hyem.tech

Found out my Mastodon instance wasn't cleaning it's assets up properly and the S3 bucket had accrued 12Gb of media in it

#selfhosted #fail #devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Rob Anderson · @rob
40 followers · 509 posts · Server hyem.tech

🤦 I forgot to turn off fathom while working on my blog and now have these silly spikes in page views (all just me on localhost)

#fail #devoops

Last updated 2 years ago

Edge Case ℭɑⅈᵤˢ · @caius
156 followers · 150 posts · Server ruby.social

Plugged in a machine with no OS installed to find it booting netboot.xyz via network.

Seems I setup a TFTP server serving netboot.xyz previously and then entirely forgot I did it.

#devoops #homelab

Last updated 2 years ago

Unixorn · @unixorn
358 followers · 513 posts · Server mstdn.social


OH: Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you're stuck on perpetual tech support.

#sre #DevOps #devoops

Last updated 2 years ago