🎼 Zero Instances?
🎶 What is happening?
🎵 It's confusing,
🎶 I should have some workloads.
🎵 Then I notice,
🎶 in the upper right,
🎶 I'm in the wrong region,
🎵 I've been fooled again!
🎵 Oh console
🎶 Take me home
🎵 To the region
🎶 I belong
🎵 NOT Virginia!
🎶 I'm in Frankfurt!
🎵 eu-central-1!
🎶 Take me home!
Can a RasPi3 sitting on my desk with 1GB RAM with Tailscale + Syncthing + Salt manage a small fleet of personal machines - baremetal and VMs, over a 4G connection?
Seems to work with 4 "minions" with minimal configuration so far.
#automation #tailscale #syncthing #saltstack #devoops
TIL that AWS Kinesis Data Firehose will happily batch 500+ megs of logs via a CloudWatch Subscription Filter, serialize it into a single line, and compress that down to 5 megs. Fluentd doesn't like that. It also makes troubleshooting hard. Since opening the file is hard.
#DevOops
I've just discovered a bug in Windows Server Failover Clustering (WSFC)... FUCKING WSFC..
That product was first introduced in Windows NT Server 4.0 Enterprise Edition back in 1997... and I'm still finding bugs.
If there is a bug in something, I will find it. #DevOops
When you’re unsure if resources or entries are safe for deleting remember the following: “the proof of the pudding is in the yeeting” #devoops
One of the Junior devops engineers made a mistake...
Let thou who has not terminated production using badly written infracode cast the first stone
"This week, we discovered that GitHub.com’s RSA SSH private key was briefly exposed in a public GitHub repository." https://github.blog/2023-03-23-we-updated-our-rsa-ssh-host-key/ #DevOops
Oops! 😅 Github accidentally committed their on SSH private key to a public github repo. They rightly have changed the keys, so you'll get bit scary “WARNING: REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS CHANGED!” messages.
https://github.blog/2023-03-23-we-updated-our-rsa-ssh-host-key/
#ssh #github #devoops
#devoops.....
when you get nine minutes into an #terraform apply and realize with the new workflow you needed to do:
TF_VAR_key_filepath=~/.keys/weird_key.pem terraform apply
Networking. If it's not DNS, it's probably routing.
Found out my #selfhosted Mastodon instance wasn't cleaning it's assets up properly and the S3 bucket had accrued 12Gb of media in it #fail #devoops
Plugged in a machine with no OS installed to find it booting netboot.xyz via network.
Seems I setup a TFTP server serving netboot.xyz previously and then entirely forgot I did it.