Me: Just sat down to the table for dinner!
3 yr old:”Dad how was your busy day?”
Me: “Its was ok, I fitted a turbo to the bosses car. How was your day?”
3 yr old: “(child x) pooped in the middle of the toilet floor”
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂 gross.
3 yr old: muinteoir x stood in it, she screamed.
#dinnertalk #preschoolers #gross #parenting