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If you're having trouble with your query plan
It's giving you the blues
You wanna report, but performance is bad
Here's what you gotta do
Click on the phone, it’s always home
Type WITH any time

Just type, N-O, L-O, C-K, hey
The speed will blow your mind

Dirty reads (done dirt cheap)
Dirty reads (done dirt cheap)
Dirty reads (done dirt cheap)
Dirty reads and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty reads and they're done dirt cheap
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Practice time.

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