Capt. Creepy Pants · @captcreepypants
19 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

I’m going to my local watering hole dressed like Santa on Christmas Eve. Fuckin hate this time of year, but the prospect of having lots of ladies sitting on my lap as I drink myself to oblivion is just too fucking tempting to resist.

#dirtysanta #santas #christmass22

Last updated 3 years ago

Participating in a Dirty Santa. Need some ideas, please. Limit is $15.




#dirtysanta #bettertogivethanreceive #giftideas #merrychristmas

Last updated 3 years ago