"If someone showed me a room where everything is made out of cheese, I am 100% going inside. I gotta touch and smell EVERYTHING!"

- #dndquotes

#DnDQuotes

"Do you step into the river of blood?"

#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "Imagine he's acting like a fucking psycho" says our #DM , as the Pudding King (honestly, this guy should have his own hashtag for real) casts ray of sickness on me.

#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "You take... 4 bludgeoning and 24 acid damage" he says, as though it's nothing. I AM NOT DOWN YET.

#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes And now my #DM has spoken: "I need to think tactically, because the Pudding King is the only smart one here". Is this... shade? #DungeonsAndDragons

#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes "Wait, this isn't a concentration spell? It just... happens?"
The session is going well.

"anywhere's a toilet if you try hard enough" #dndquotes

"slap the butt for healing"
"Fluffy is always within 5ft"
"The horse needs to stop tanking"

Also, I nat'd twice during the evening and it was glorious amounts of damage.
#dndquotes #dnd #dndpaladin
#5e

Cordelia: oh, so you all don't actually know that drow that showed up and gave us a hand robbing a gang's bank? Not even her name? Lemme introduce myself next time we meet
snarky Tiefling w hots for said drow: GOOD LUCK!!!
Cordelia, unwilling cleric of Kord, god of challenges: **CHALLENGE ACCEPTED... fuck....**

#villains #dnd #dndquotes #5e

"It's immune to your face."
"Nothing is immune to my face."

#DnD #dndbard #dndquotes