Stiofán de Buitléir · @stiofi
135 followers · 3042 posts · Server troet.cafe

@digiengineer @ZDF Was? Eine Serie auf die ich sehen wollen?

#doesnotcompute #zdf

Last updated 2 years ago

· @blackknight95857669
94 followers · 1319 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

That moment when you're unsure if the reason your PC has locked up 2 mornings in a row is because

1. It's fucking old. (12 yearsish)
2. Firefox is just not really a usable browser any more.
3. The mostly unknown bleeding edge rolling release Arch-based OS you're running.

I update every morning then do my usual internet routine: hit the socials, catch up on YT subs, check emails/RSS while listening to my SoundCloud feed. Last 2 days the PC has frozen, had to reset. *shrug*

#pc #doesnotcompute

Last updated 2 years ago

@isisevrinen @chasalin ik had vanavond meerdere keren dat ik dacht "wtf is er met die 5 minuten gebeurd?!" omdat ik dan net 5 min ervoor op de klok had gekeken wanneer Tim zei, het is zo en zo laat en dan alvast voor het gemak wél dat uur erbij telde.
De stommerd.

#error #doesnotcompute

Last updated 2 years ago

HoustonDog :mastodonworld: · @HoustonDog
441 followers · 565 posts · Server mastodon.world

okay … how exactly is returning only 1 result for general information questions, somehow better than 10 results I scan in less time than your single response takes?

#bingai #doesnotcompute #error #somethingwentwrong

Last updated 2 years ago

Valerie Mars · @ValerieMars
408 followers · 2816 posts · Server mas.to

@Hypermycotic How does one… eat too much… chocolate?? 🤪

#doesnotcompute

Last updated 3 years ago

That Deaf Guy · @ItsThatDeafGuy
163 followers · 1024 posts · Server beige.party

@poofbirb a Google VPN?!?!?!

#doesnotcompute

Last updated 3 years ago

Nonlinear Contradiction Response

#autism #Autistic #doesnotcompute #nuclear

Last updated 3 years ago

Avril · @Avril
233 followers · 74 posts · Server aus.social

*the feeling when one has spent an hour weeping in the psychologist’s office about one’s family hating one, and the psychologist suggests that the problem is not that one is a bad person, but that one is TOO good a person*

#exhausted #doesnotcompute

Last updated 3 years ago

Real Deal Kris Steele · @kriswd40
29 followers · 76 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Why are the cheese curds red and yellow?

#doesnotcompute

Last updated 3 years ago

tomakoon · @tomakoon
3 followers · 13 posts · Server hatchee.bz

Le truc j’peux littéralement faire clic-droit, « save as… » et toi tu paies 13,000 DOLLARS.

#doesnotcompute

Last updated 3 years ago

rockybandit 🥊 · @rockybandit
77 followers · 348 posts · Server social.chilira.com

Well, midterms didn’t meet expectations for —— looking at you TX, FL, GA, WI, KY —but we held our turf and now we look forward to the 2024 Presidential Election. P.S. pls GA citizens to vote for Warnock in the runoff, especially the 88% of evangelical Christians who disgracefully voted for Herschel Walker.

#VoteBlue #doesnotcompute #democracy

Last updated 3 years ago

skoops :verified: · @skoops
138 followers · 10532 posts · Server skoops.social

ich versteh den einsatz nicht. rettung und ein polizeiauto sind weg, stattdessen ist ein anderes polizeiauto gekommen UND ein vw bus mit polizisten.

#doesnotcompute

Last updated 5 years ago

dabnotu · @dabnotu
414 followers · 2701 posts · Server mastodon.art