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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
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Q: What type of dog did Vlad the Impaler have?

A: A bloodhound.

#dogjokes #dogs

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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
373 followers · 425 posts · Server romancelandia.club

Q: What kind of dog shivers a lot?

A: A chili dog.

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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
373 followers · 425 posts · Server romancelandia.club

A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks up a blank form, and writes: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk looks over the paper for a minute before telling the dog, "You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another 'Woof' for the same price."

The Dachshund shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief. "But that would make no sense at all."

#dogs #dogjokes

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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
369 followers · 410 posts · Server romancelandia.club

Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?

A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang.

#dogs #dogjokes

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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
369 followers · 409 posts · Server romancelandia.club

Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?

A: They love buts.

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Ann Aguirre · @AnnAguirre
369 followers · 408 posts · Server romancelandia.club

Q: Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?

A: Aware wolf.

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Haileaf01 · @Haileaf01
5 followers · 8 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
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my friend sent me this on snapchat a couple years ago, came up in my google photos.

#memesarelife #meme #dogjokes

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kiwidust · @kiwidust
3 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
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My bride playing to an ungracious audience of one.

#dogs #dogjokes #dadjokes #momjokes

Last updated 3 years ago
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