On the lookout for delicious frozen goose poop. #AllYouCanEat #DogsAreGross #BlackLab #DogWalk

I honestly can't believe my dog's farts lately.

I ended up doing a bit of research and I guess the situation does actually worsen with age, as the digestive system does a poorer job of digesting.

It is not her fault, and I should not kick her out of the bedroom. But I considered it last night, as she farted toxic blasts at me at three-minute intervals. I considered it.

#DogsAreGross