COD · @chrisod
426 followers · 169 posts · Server fosstodon.org

That one time an Acquia sales rep cold called the founder the WordPress, and described Acquia as "the Red Hat of Drupal."

That's funny on about 4 different levels.

ma.tt/2013/03/the-redhat-of-dr

#wordpress #drupal #sales #dontdothis

Last updated 1 year ago

Shannon Eichorn · @shannoneichorn
354 followers · 596 posts · Server wandering.shop
TimedIn :verified: · @timedin
28 followers · 267 posts · Server mastodontech.de

Neulich auf einer :

"Hast du nicht [ xyz] und gehst du zum [ ]"

"Ja, warum"

"Ja, kennst du [Person XY] die ist da auch, dann lass mal machen und der schicken"

Natürlich nett und ganz witzig aber auch sehr komisch und ...

#Firmenfeier #behinderung #behinderten #vereinstreffen #selfie #reduzierend #dontdothis #dontbethatguy #inklusion #disabled

Last updated 1 year ago

PatrikSpurzem · @PatrikSpurzem
30 followers · 739 posts · Server social.cologne
cybik :deifirev: · @root
275 followers · 6177 posts · Server sms.cybik.moe

Again, because I'm dumb (and I had couch change available I swear)

BY THE POWER OF yes I just wasted 30$ on gatch this week shut up

youtu.be/xm9A0klISgw

#HonkaiStarRail #starrail #gatcha #dontdothis

Last updated 1 year ago

cybik :deifirev: · @root
275 followers · 6177 posts · Server sms.cybik.moe

Again, because I'm dumb (and I had couch change available I swear)

BY THE POWER OF yes I just wasted 30$ on gatch this week shut up

youtu.be/xm9A0klISgw

#HonkaiStarRail #gatcha #dontdothis

Last updated 1 year ago

Axel Rafn · @axelrafn
78 followers · 504 posts · Server xn--lofll-1sat.is

Sá rétt í þessu að YouTube eru að prófa sig áfram með breytingar á layoutinu hjá sér til að koma betur að Shorts, en þetta er ekki að ganga að mínu mati..

#badux #badui #dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Alo Japan · @alojapan
63 followers · 1510 posts · Server masto.ai
Michael Rawdon · @mrawdon
192 followers · 1160 posts · Server sfba.social

Move fast and don’t abstract things.

#dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Shaula Evans · @ShaulaEvans
1062 followers · 3412 posts · Server zirk.us

“I shared a great idea in a private meeting with this person, an idea that would benefit the entire team. Directly after that meeting, this person met with a man and asked the man to be in charge of implementing the idea.”

from: forbes.com/sites/forbescoaches

I have to tell you about the most egregious time this happened to me, because it was AMAZING.

continued ⬇

#sexism #workplacesexism #dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Recently told @InfoSecSherpa (I believe?) I have never been asked for my Auth Code. Guess what? 💥

#badidea #dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Let’s have a bit of fun. Give me a terrible security tip.

Here’s one. Clip your FIDO security key to your pets collar, and she’ll become the ‘something you have’ for MFA. (Until she runs off and you need to log into your bank, or something). 😃

#fun #security #terriblesecurity #dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Madelena Mak · @madelena
77 followers · 53 posts · Server mastodon.online

Social media trends that are not only dated but also cringe:

1. Video clips of before and after without showing how it's done.

2. Video of a product being shaked slightly left and right slowly by a hand to make it look cute or whatever.

3. AI self portraits. Especially the ones to look like heroes or goddesses.

4. Annoying music.

5. Robot voice narration.

6. Person pointing at a text box.

7. "Please like and subscribe".

8. Product video sped up 2x.

#dontdothis #tiktokcringe

Last updated 2 years ago

Madelena Mak · @madelena
156 followers · 99 posts · Server mastodon.online

Social media trends that are not only dated but also cringe:

1. Video clips of before and after without showing how it's done.

2. Video of a product being shaked slightly left and right slowly by a hand to make it look cute or whatever.

3. AI self portraits. Especially the ones to look like heroes or goddesses.

4. Annoying music.

5. Robot voice narration.

6. Person pointing at a text box.

7. "Please like and subscribe".

8. Product video sped up 2x.

#dontdothis #tiktokcringe

Last updated 2 years ago

JP Etcheber · @numbertheory
183 followers · 275 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@MGCTwest You’re cold, they’re cold. Bring the wild badger inside.

#dontdothis #badger

Last updated 2 years ago

ArneKuilman · @arnekuilman
5 followers · 227 posts · Server mastodon.nl

3 emails in 2 minutes -> same shit

#ux #ui #dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Zachary :prami: · @alpine
53 followers · 168 posts · Server social.lol

@pimoore @canion @adam or just do no security what so ever.

#dontdothis

Last updated 2 years ago

Parliamo di news! · @parliamodinews
15 followers · 87555 posts · Server masthead.social
Zander :jquery: · @zander
29 followers · 1150 posts · Server toot.cafe

🤔 maybe using float: left; will fix this layout issue? 😡

#dontdothis #css #badCSS #otherPeoplesCode

Last updated 5 years ago