The Cardinal Rule: always trust ultra wealthy #billionaires because success in predatory #captialism is obviously equal to having deep experience and knowledge of politics and justice.

#sarcasm #MelonHusk #douchecanoe

From: @FoxNews
https://press.coop/@FoxNews/110511689607946817

this week saw the expressive word #douchecanoe in two different places, after having spent many deprived decades on this planet without encountering it. i just hope it means what i think it means

Well #today is #FollowBackFriday. So I ran down my list of followers and #FollowBack 'd those whom I was not already following.

Strange how I've been here since the first #birdsite exodus and I've only had to block one user (they were a real #douchecanoe). And I think I've reached #criticalmass of accounts followed - my Home feed fills up faster than I can read it all and its all mostly interesting, funny or creative. Guess I follow a bunch of interesting people.

#FollowFriday

“Guys all these increasingly poor decisions I’ve made have been difficult on me. I’ll need everyone to just keep telling me how great I am if Twitter is going to survive”

The emerald balls on this guy #musk #tool #douchecanoe #twitter

People can't pay their rent on a full-time salary? Who cares.

It will be harder to create a sprawling retail business to become super-rich? #SOCIAISM IS TEARING DOWN THE WALLS!!!

What--and I cannot stress this enough--the fuck.

#capitalist #fuckwittery brought to you by that one Home Depot #douchecanoe