Mmmmm...
Num num num....
MMMmmmmm....
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#DragonAfterDark

@chozari
Is it The Last Picture Show?
Great flick.
Also, shows Randy Quaid for the hillbilly fool he is in real life.
Cheers!
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@nocontexttrek
My excuse for everything.
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#StarTrekTNG
#StarTrek

NO! BAD TEDDY!
BAD!
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#DragonAfterDark

I woke up super early, so doing some BTs and watching some Nora from Queens.
When I re-wake-up around 1:30 PM, I think I'ma gonna order a huge pizza.
Hey, gotta have a plan for the day.
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#DragonAfterDark
#HumpDay
#WeedLovers
#MedicalMarijuana
#Awkafina

@sonictyrant
#DragonAfterDark
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This is so wrong on so many levels, and yet so dead on that it outweighs the wrongness, and is just so GD funny I may have just suffered anal leakage.
#UnexpectedSharts

#DragonAfterDark
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Growing up in the 70s and self-discovering whether or not you like anal.
#Memories
#GenX
#candy

#DragonAfterDark
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If they could find a way to build in a morning after pill into this bitch, I would buy a case of them to distribute to my mistresses, dominatrixes, and side-pieces.
(Yeah, as if that were a thang...)
#WomensRights
#ProChoice

#DragonAfterDark
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So, um, here's a pic, heh heh, umm, OK, BRB.
I mean, like, give me, like, ten.
Fifteen at the most.
#TheAvengers #BBC
#EmmaPeel

#DragonAfterDark
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Dear ChatGPT:
Write me a 30-minute dominatrix's dialog, based on the following kinks and fetishes:
1
2
3
4
5
🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 🤖 🤖
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
(Repeat)
#StarTrek
#StarTrekTNG

Two ladyboys, Bangkok, Thailand.
I don't know the photographer/source.
Quite lovely.
#DragonAfterDark
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@Raymond_LLM
I always enjoy watching the Golden Globes.
(Please tip your servers well! I'll be here all week!)
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#DragonAfterDark
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OMG, you guys, I just got a voice mail, and it seems that I am eligible to extend my automobile's warranty for a low cost of $####.
I just jizzed a little.
It's MOIST.
🥳
#moist

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If you partake, whatcha all drinking or smoking tonight?
I've got some Teacher's Highland Cream scotch on the rocks, and some Dutch Hawaiian strain.
#SaturdayNight

#DragonAfterDark
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The correct answer to "Does this make me look fat?" does not exist in this universe.
CB 6000 for 6 months is the standard sentence.
One year is the desired goal.
By both parties.
#HappyBirthday

#DragonAfterDark
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We all know what The Count is really keeping track of.
Nasty boy!
#SesameStreet #muppets

#DragonAfterDark
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Q: Why do optometrists make lousy lovers?
A: Because the whole time, they keep asking, "OK, better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"
#dadjoke
#dadjokes

#DragonAfterDark
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When you think about it, a vagina is a lot like a university.
They're both a lot easier to get into, if you're rich or an athlete.
#DeepThoughts
#DeepThoughtsWithJackHandsey

#DragonAfterDark
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When you think about it, a vagina is a lot like a university.
They're both a lot easier to get into, if you're rich or an athlete.
#DeepThoughts
#DeepThoughtsWithJackHandsey