By the way... Getting soap in my mouth... Well. I'm embarrassed to say it, but I got addicted to eating soap.

But don't worry. I'm clean now. :3

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An unfortunate story from my youth:

There was one time I drove from my parents' place in South Carolina to near Orlando, Florida to visit THE theme park of my dreams, Disney World.

I saw a sign that made me turn around and go back home immediately. I was so mad, y'all. It really ruined my trip!

The sign said "Disney World Left"

Why didn't anyone tell me it was leaving, that's what I wanna know!

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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.

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