By the way... Getting soap in my mouth... Well. I'm embarrassed to say it, but I got addicted to eating soap.
But don't worry. I'm clean now. :3
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They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
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A vel-crow.
Ba-dum-tish. ;3
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An unfortunate story from my youth:
There was one time I drove from my parents' place in South Carolina to near Orlando, Florida to visit THE theme park of my dreams, Disney World.
I saw a sign that made me turn around and go back home immediately. I was so mad, y'all. It really ruined my trip!
The sign said "Disney World Left"
Why didn't anyone tell me it was leaving, that's what I wanna know!
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What is the difference between St George and Santaβs reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.
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