Texting with a friend of mine who knows I don’t really drink anymore, but wished me a happy #CincoDeMayo with jokes about drinking margaritas:

ME: Thash wyy I pref-/hic/. Thash wyy I pref-/hic/...

Thash wyy I stick to caw-PHee! ☕️😵‍💫😆

HIM: Irish coffee!

ME: EPHREEEbodees Irish on Shinko /hic/ de Mayo!

#HaveANiceDay #CincoDeMayo #DriveCarefully #DriveLikeSomeoneYouLoveIsOnTheRoad 💖

Texting with a friend of mine who knows I don’t really drink anymore, but wished me a happy #CincoDeMayo with jokes about drinking margaritas:

ME: Thash wyy I pref-/hic/. Thash wyy I pref-/hic/...

Thash wyy I stick to caw-PHee! ☕️😵‍💫😆

HIM: Irish coffee!

ME: EPHREEEbodees Irish on Shinko /hic/ de Mayo!

#HaveANiceDay #DriveCarefully #DriveLikeSomeoneYouLoveIsOnTheRoad 💖