punko · @punko
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Wife: “You left your hat in the bathroom.”
Me: “Nah, that was X’s hat, I threw it on his bed.”
(30 awkward seconds pass… Wife staring at me, jaw dropped…)
Me (running to grab the hat off the bed), “Shit! How could I forget?!?”
Wife (quietly to her): “That’s a 30 day hex…”

m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIyhZcGu

#superstitions #drugstorecowboy #truestory

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MMR Nmd · @MMRnmd
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