Your boy Dave is one handsome man!! #DrunkToots He just got home from his local Indian eatery and Watering Hole. #today

Guess who just walked in the door of his home shack! Yeah, y’all, it’s your boy, Dave! I am so bleep been wasted! Who wants to jump on voice chat?! I think I will be up for a while, drinking all of the water, I can get down my gullet! May be, I’m bout to eat something, as well! Back to you! #today #MySocialLife #DrunkToots

Ran an incredibly fun night of cosplay karaoke and OMKahless I want to do this at more conventions.
I could not finish all the whiskey people brought me. 🤣
Will host karaoke as a Klingon and sing Britney Spears and Pat Benatar and Twisted Sister in Klingon.
Hire me to host your con karaoke night, yes? Pleeeeease? 🥹 #drunktoots

I's home, babes!!! #DrunkToots

#today it's time to #SignOff and say, aloud, in a deep voice, "Dave, I love you, Man!" If I weren't typing into this phone, I'd touch myself, affectionately, while saying nice things about myself. Well, all righty, then!! I'm going to bed, where dreams might happen, and, probably, a headache on waking. #DrunkToots

#today I had Indian and a few brews for Dinner. #Dave'sNightOut LOL. I'm feeling like one sexy little dude! #DrunkToots #TipsyToots

@billzismyname /me just got home from a lovely first day of #LibrePlanet conference and, more importantly, the AfterParty. Back for more tomorrow! Is wasted! #DrunkToots #GayMastodon #BlindMastodon #GayGeeks #SexyNerds #FreeSoftware #FOSS #GNU #Linux #Friends #Friendship #Today #JoinIn

I'm Dave and I love you! Do you love me? #GayMastodon #BlindMastodon #Libreplanet #JoinIn #Libreplanet #DrunkToots #TipsyToots #friends #friendship #today Can't keep my hands off of you! #Singing #ShutUpAndDanceWithMe

Tried to get the 2G in today... the ding dong wasn't having it. Going to hope another 2 weeks of the 4G is all it takes.

#DrunkToots

@fuzzface @ShmooCon I just heard the word "shmoocon" and started giggling like a little boy! #DrunkToots

I feel warm and pleasant. #RedWine #DrunkToots

Korean food is inherently drunk food. That is all. #drunktoots

#DrunkToots Anyway, the Rudolf song came on while I was sitting here, singing. When Santa begs Rudy for help, I inserted an unsingable, bitter verse: "Oh, the very ability, y'all have disrespected me my whole life, you now want to exploit? Well, Fuck You, Santa, and Fuck You, reindeer"!!!!!!

:welp: I've deleted the #birdsite app from my phone and have no regrets. Despite having been there since the early #SMS days (and having a small part in its early accessibility and growth) I won't miss it for two reasons. 1. I had no control in what happened to it. 2. The early feel of #birdsite lives on here.

#sentimental #DrunkToots

Is #drunktoots a thing yet?

@tcql good night. I will take over the #drunktoots for a few hours.