a.d. ๏ฃฟ · @zebibyte
0 followers · 1943 posts · Server mas.to#dumbestthingtobeindictedfor .. drinking straight out of the orange juice container. ๐ง
· @outerspec
1 followers · 14 posts · Server blorbo.social
Tea ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ค๐ · @Tii
101 followers · 473 posts · Server aus.social
astroPug · @astroPug
193 followers · 2533 posts · Server hachyderm.ioNot bringing your multi-pass when trying to board a flight to Flohston paradise.
astroPug · @astroPug
193 followers · 2532 posts · Server hachyderm.ioPutting a milk container with barely an ounce of milk back into the fridge.
astroPug · @astroPug
193 followers · 2530 posts · Server hachyderm.ioThat sound when a fork and knife squeak over the surface of a porcelain plate.
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cowvin · @cowvin
28 followers · 523 posts · Server retro.pizza
Yes, #Trump did sign the law that converted what he did to a felony.
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-indicted-classified-documents-felony-1805561
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#SCIENCEMATTERS · @ottawatts
668 followers · 1416 posts · Server mstdn.socialMoving boxes for a traitor #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor
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#SCIENCEMATTERS · @ottawatts
679 followers · 1493 posts · Server mstdn.socialMoving boxes for a traitor #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor
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Adam · @greatjobadam
41 followers · 114 posts · Server dice.campCrying over spilled milk
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Olga of Kyiv๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป · @AchesAndPains
287 followers · 598 posts · Server mstdn.social
#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor #HashtagGames Practicing magic without a license
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Thomas · @trz
92 followers · 1060 posts · Server ioc.exchange
Olga of Kyiv๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป · @AchesAndPains
288 followers · 595 posts · Server mstdn.social#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor #HashtagGames Lying to your doctor about how many drinks you have each week ๐ป๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ธ๐ธ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ท๐ป๐ฅ๐น๐น๐น
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๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฅ๐๐๐ด๐ป๐บ๐ธ · @schizanon
359 followers · 5259 posts · Server mas.to
The same crime as your husband or wife #dumbestThingToBeIndictedFor https://youtu.be/75iv3RKQUAM?t=5
Olga of Kyiv๐บ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ป · @AchesAndPains
287 followers · 589 posts · Server mstdn.social#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor #HashtagGames Wearing white after Labor Day
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Visions of Napa · @visionsofnapa
424 followers · 1843 posts · Server sfba.social
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Peeing over the edge of the litter box onto nuclear codes that staff left in the bathroom.
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๐๐จ๐ง ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ซ · @jonberger
52 followers · 435 posts · Server sfba.socialPossessing a bunch of highly classified government documents that you could have just given back when asked politely for them and then nothing bad would have happened.
And in second place: fussing and fighting, despite the fact that life is very short. (I have often thought that it's a crime.)
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Michael Crews · @midacre
41 followers · 733 posts · Server newsie.social
Timothy Andrew · @ApproachingSteed
479 followers · 3472 posts · Server mstdn.socialHurling McNuggets at Mickโs Mulvaney
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Mary Austin · @MaryAustinBooks
535 followers · 3217 posts · Server mstdn.socialGuess we're gonna find out whether anybody can make stuff up that's dumber.
Not feeling optimistic so I'll go with "Thinking a true crime podcast is when you livestream your own federal crimes."
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