Cassiel · @nuncio
490 followers · 277 posts · Server mstdn.social

I've only got 500 bytes to say this, so...
People want to be fat, dumb, and happy.
The problem is, the really dumb ones can't be happy for long if there' no drama. They get bored.
So they create conflict and drama to amuse themselves at everyone else's expense. Someone else always has to be suffering for their enjoyment.
Why do you think we have "reality" TV shows"???

#idiocracy #republicans #nra #guncontrol #Healthcare #guns #bored #War #conflict #dumbhumans #RealityTV #drama #USA #america

Last updated 1 year ago

@NYTimes And people ask what harm Donald T-Rump has done.
HERE YA GO

#corporategovernment #dumbhumans #americanlies

Last updated 2 years ago

Alan Houser ๐Ÿฅ · @squareflair
83 followers · 247 posts · Server mastodon.online

On a bank-by-phone system, the recording said: โ€œPlease enter the number, one digit at a timeโ€.

โ€”WHEW, because I was just about to mash all 9 buttons at the same time.

When the new pet vacuum you bought has an insert that reads: โ€œdonโ€™t use this directly on your petโ€™s coatโ€ โ€” that makes sense to me, because of dumb humans who did just that.

But still cannot figure out the โ€œone digit at a timeโ€ fix.

#humans #dumbhumans #userexperience #ux #useability

Last updated 2 years ago