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Quester 🌤️🌈✨ · @quester
58 followers · 495 posts · Server mstdn.games
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It’s a cottage cheese demogorgon!

#dumbjoke

Last updated 1 year ago
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MeekSpees · @MeekSpees
60 followers · 75 posts · Server mastodon.social

Solon was following his brother along a path,

Suddenly he tripped over a pouch of coins that had come untied from his brother's belt...

He picked it up and said
"Hey, you Dropides"

...I'll see myself out...

#history #joke #dumbjoke #greece #greek

Last updated 2 years ago
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synaptyx🤷🏻‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺☸️Ⓥ · @synaptyx
343 followers · 1908 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I read the term ‘soul patch’ and forgot it was a dumb kind of beard and thought I was getting a spiritual firmware upgrade.

#dumbjoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Chaoddity · @chaoddity
161 followers · 1438 posts · Server mastodon.social

Preventing the ranchers from feeding the cattle a diet of cannibus must be our utmost priority! It cannot be overstated- the steaks are too high!

#dumbjoke #joke #pun

Last updated 2 years ago
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Jonas Maaløe · @jmaaloe
7 followers · 30 posts · Server indieweb.social
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My initial thoughts

#dumbjoke #ui #wordmark #figma

Last updated 2 years ago
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RufuScott · @RufuScott
209 followers · 684 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

a joke
about is
furniture.
IKEA This

#dadjoke #silly #TooEarlyInTheMorning #dumbjoke #ikea

Last updated 2 years ago
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RufuScott · @RufuScott
209 followers · 683 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I told a joke about clickbait.
You won’t believe what happened next.

#dadjoke #silly #TooEarlyInTheMorning #dumbjoke #nostalgia

Last updated 2 years ago
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RufuScott · @RufuScott
209 followers · 682 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Do you remember my awesome joke about nostalgia?

#dadjoke #silly #TooEarlyInTheMorning #dumbjoke #nostalgia

Last updated 2 years ago
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RufuScott · @RufuScott
204 followers · 626 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

“The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club… the… wait… dang it.”

- Statement given by the Chairman of the Fight Club, and also his resignation speech, due to his breaking of club rules. (By explaining this to you, I am also no longer a member).

#dumbjoke #fightclub #silly #joke #rules

Last updated 2 years ago
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David Scott Moyer · @farbel
144 followers · 495 posts · Server mas.to

#dumbjoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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DevonMonk · @Devonmonk
78 followers · 126 posts · Server mastodon.social

Someone on the local Buy Nothing group is giving away a pound of margarine, and I can't believe it's not butter.

(Thank you, thank you. I'll let myself out.)

#dumbjoke #buynothing

Last updated 2 years ago
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RufuScott · @RufuScott
93 followers · 311 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

If at first, you don’t succeed…

Double check whether or not you have an ability that lets you re-roll.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #gaming #ttrpg #dumbjoke #luck

Last updated 2 years ago
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Mu/Su · @MentallyUnstableSociallyUnable
12 followers · 32 posts · Server mastodon.lol

The character design team for Pokemon SV had to have known that they were making a game full of r34 bait. From the professors, all of the teachers, the gym leaders, even a fair number of the pokemon. This game is like the dealer that has everything.

You want mousy introverts? Disheveled twinks? Yugioh protag? Death by snusnu? Business Bi? Furry? Anthro? Dragon? How to train your motorcycle? E-girl? We got it.
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What the hell is a framerate? Nah we don't got that.

#pokemon #dumbjoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Owashii :corgi:🐾:therian: · @owashii
386 followers · 31263 posts · Server plush.city

Bet you guessed "R", right?

Wrong. It's the C they love!

#dumbjoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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Fernando Marotta · @fernandomarotta
13 followers · 72 posts · Server mastodon.online

Maybe in USA it is different, but where I come from a two pizza team is max two people. If hungry, *I am* a two pizza team
😁

#dumbjoke #agile

Last updated 2 years ago
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Owashii :corgi:🐾:therian: · @owashii
386 followers · 31235 posts · Server plush.city

When a pirate pillages various conventions

That's some cons piracy there!

#dumbjoke

Last updated 2 years ago
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