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Madeline Konrad πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ⚒⚧🌹 · @madikonrad
685 followers · 1680 posts · Server toot.lgbt
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finally, math for a dumb fucking enby like me

#trans #transgender #math #dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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David · @davidjhughes
8 followers · 69 posts · Server mstdn.plus

Technically, all American accents are southern to Canadians.

Except maybe for Alaska and Detroit.

#dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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David · @davidjhughes
7 followers · 66 posts · Server mstdn.plus

I met a small animal. He was an amazing story-teller.

A real raccoon-teur.

#dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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David · @davidjhughes
7 followers · 62 posts · Server mstdn.plus

It's shaping up to be an okay Thursday. I hope that I can at least have a good Friday.

#dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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David · @davidjhughes
7 followers · 61 posts · Server mstdn.plus

Why call them Flamingos when they're neither round, nor on fire?

#dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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π“₯π“²π“¬π“½πŸ“π“»π“²π“ͺ :mastodon: · @KweVictoria
52 followers · 87 posts · Server mastodon.social

Which team? Soup or bowl?

#superbowl #puns #momjokes #dadjokes #dumbjokes

Last updated 1 year ago
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Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 47 posts · Server nerdculture.de
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"I don't know what you sell, but I know that this is the place for me. Here's my resume." 'tyell

#funny #chillout #calgary #yyc #marketmall #don #quiet #dumbjokes #tea #humor #humour

Last updated 2 years ago
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Maddler :raspberrypi: · @maddler
178 followers · 1570 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Did Babylon eventually became Grownuplon?

#dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Maddler :raspberrypi: · @maddler
176 followers · 1543 posts · Server mastodon.ie

@donncha yeah, it was right on target!

#pun #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Cher Tailor, Cher Radio · @Cher
91 followers · 2193 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

They call me the Cask of Amontillado because I'm always bricked up. 😏

#theycallme #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Maddler :raspberrypi: · @maddler
155 followers · 1279 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Can't really understand what's the point about I had no drinks since last year!

#dryjanuary #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 37 posts · Server nerdculture.de

Started the day off right, with the traditional Boxing Day, a three-round amateur match with the neighbours. I won by TKO at 1:37 in the second round.

#boxingday #boxing #dadjokes #funny #dumbjokes #christmas2022 #stupid #stupidjokes #humor

Last updated 2 years ago
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Sander Hermsen · @sanderhermsen
145 followers · 68 posts · Server mas.to
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#dumbjokes #christmas

Last updated 2 years ago
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Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 29 posts · Server nerdculture.de
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Joked around at once about how "Sweet chili chicken!" could be used as a swear or exclamation - it's been my "fetch" phrase ever since. Made this today.

#dadjokes #funny #sweetchilichicken #memes #stupid #dumbjokes #jokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Catfishman · @catfishman
2 followers · 27 posts · Server nerdculture.de
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When you get inspired to make a meme from your deodorant

#dadjokes #funny #dumbjokes #stupid #annoying #gillette #memes #meme #bored

Last updated 2 years ago
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Catfishman · @catfishman
1 followers · 13 posts · Server nerdculture.de
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When you have to kill a Replicant at 9:15 AM and have a meeting with Aaron Burr at 11:00 AM

#elonmusk #replicants #funny #humor #aaronburr #humour #dumb #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Nerdahedron · @Nerdahedron
33 followers · 232 posts · Server sfba.social

Beep Beep! I'm a jeep!

That's not true. I'm lying.

#dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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mayaku 🍡 · @Nerdperle
104 followers · 122 posts · Server mastodon.social
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#funnystartrek #startrek #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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Mu/Su · @MentallyUnstableSociallyUnable
12 followers · 32 posts · Server mastodon.lol

#magicthegathering #mtg #dnd #ForeverDM #horror #sciencefiction #ButtsArentReal #cryptids #mentalhealth #suicideprevention #AuDHD #nd #adhd #autistic #smallstreamer #videogames #classicgames #IndieGamesFTW #pokemon #space #metalmusic #spicy #storytelling #disappointingmyparentsdaily #lgbtqia #loveisreal #ChuckTingle #thisistowelcomechucktinglejustincase #aspiringauthor #butts #over30 #selfdiscovery #imdonemaskingnicetomeetme #dumbjokes #humor #loltoot

Last updated 2 years ago
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sliver7 · @sliver7
13 followers · 52 posts · Server lounge.fan
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#puns #dumbjokes

Last updated 2 years ago
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