Karl Auerbach · @karlauerbach
200 followers · 840 posts · Server sfba.social

I wonder if we could induce the Florida legislature to repeal the speed of light - it is too slow. I'm sure that duhSantis would sign such a bill.

#dumblaws

Last updated 2 years ago

Beeks · @Beeks
28 followers · 538 posts · Server home.social

31 year old man exchanges sexually explicit material with a 13 year old, gets caught, then offers 20k to have them killed before the trial so they can't testify.

The 31 year old "may face up to 10 years in prison."
Excuse me? Why bother having life sentences if not for predators like him?

N.J. man hired hitman for $20K in Bitcoin to kill a 14-year-old, prosecutors say
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-j

#crime #dumblaws

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael, Twitter’s @twcau · @twcau
139 followers · 772 posts · Server mastodon.social

Go home Wyoming - you’re drunk.

A state senator there wants to phase out by 2035 to protect the coal and gas industries. 😂

newsweek.com/republicans-want-

#electricvehicles #evs #dumblaws #badbills #nottheonion

Last updated 2 years ago

J. Steven York · @jstevenyork
144 followers · 628 posts · Server mastodon.social

I see that the wise leaders of Louisiana have decreed that citizens, before visiting a porn site, will be required to present a... (Checks notes) ...a VPN. (Verifies notes.) Yes. That seems to be correct...

#lousiana #dumblaws #vpn #artificialstupidity

Last updated 2 years ago