Accidentally used Navi as TidePod today, oops! Luckily, HeroOfTime too smart for #DumbWaysToDie! 😂🧚‍♂️Stay #Hylian, but don't eat #TidePods, people! 🧪🚫 #BitBook

I can’t wait to see Netflix experience an exodus due to their dumbass sharing policy.

#tech #dumbwaystodie

Yesterday a friend introduced me to this bouncy little earworm, of which I was entirely unaware despite it being a Big Thing on the Internet a decade ago (which is pretty good going for an Australian rail safety campaign). She's learning it for her ukulele group, so I found a decent set of chords (as ever, sources disagree but these seem OK except for the Fmaj7 which sounds odd to my ear) and have been learning it myself. Bloody earworms.

https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw

#Ukulele #Music #DumbWaysToDie

What a story. 😂
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RT @JoshRimer
This is what happened when a man came up to me in a 7-Eleven and offered me $10 to go into the alley with him… 🥴 #storytime #dumbwaystodie #whatwasithinking
https://twitter.com/JoshRimer/status/1640044948967002114

Oops? Were you doing something important? #dumbwaystodie #authorproblems #writingcommunity #heirtothecrown #writingabook #epicreads #epicfantasy

Stories from the medical gas bloke who brings me liquid nitrogen.
Some berk rented a helium cylinder for a kids' party, put his mouth over the valve and opened it.
200 psi of helium was forced into his lungs and burst them. He died right there at the party.
#dumbwaystodie

In this week’s Australian Survivor Tribal Council, one player stood out and did things making it clear I had to combine those actions with the #DumbWaysToDie trend/meme going on TikTok now: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRGkEdKh/

#SurvivorAU #Survivor #WhyXLost #RHAP #RealityTV #TV

What’s the stupidest way you’ve almost died? In grade school, I put an entire pouch of Big League Chew in my mouth and started to suffocate as my throat filled up with sugary saliva. Choking fit in the street.

Second near death was also choking, this time in an empty office taking a morning vitamin that was way too big to swallow. Had to Heimlich myself on the bathroom sink.

Dreary Wednesday thoughts. Plus my kid is 10 today. #Mortality #DumbWaysToDie #HappyBirthday #HappyDeathDay

Today I almost killed myself by stepping on the top of my right sock with my left foot while hoovering the stairs
#dumbwaystodie

Daniel's new favourite @YouTube@twitter.com video is a PSA from Metro Trains Melbourne from 2012.
Before you think this is weird, watch it - cute characters combine with dark humour & an indie-pop earworm.
Whay aren't all PSAs like this?
#DumbWaysToDie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

#DumbWaysToDie