Today I learned that when people refer to a person as a goat it is actually an acronym... Fuck I thought it was something about goats being cool... #DyingInside #TIL #WTF #ImOld #KillMeNow

When you find a soda whose explicit advertisement states "pairs well with tacos". 😂 #dyinginside

Medical records gets shirty if you don’t complete your charts in a timely manner but your badge never works on the holding room door and the office is only open from 11 am to 1115 am every second full moon that falls on a Tuesday. #Healthcare #Midwifery #DyingInside

It's hard being a grumpy Christmas introvert when you're short staffed and end up on the reception desk wearing a bleddy Santa hat 😩 I'm still traumatised more than 24 hrs later.
#IsItOverYet #WorkDay #FakeSmiles #DyingInside

Spends 3 hours shiny hunting Tropius...dying inside.

#dyinginside #pokemon #pokemonscarletviolet #nintendo #nintendoswitch #ShinyHunting

@shivoa I'm using this barista oat milk which I brought especially haha :( fail.

I haven't drank cows milk for so long now that when I do it has a real strong creamy taste and I don't like it anymore It's very strange. 🤔

I think I know what I did wrong, I was trying to make an americano so I used the hot water on my sage Bambino, it must be way too scorchy.

Coffees not bad though... ☺️

#PositiveVibesFTW
#dyinginside