Another amazing #headline from our #local #paper, the #EasternDailyPress "Great Witchingham banned from owning dog after sentencing"

A whole village banned from owning a dog. #Outstanding work #EDP

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23610869.great-witchingham-banned-owning-dog-sentencing/

@BobM

The #EasternDailyPress, from the Party heartland, can explain how government policy in fact joins up here.

We simply won't be needing as many eggs, now.

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23434214.long-stratton-youths-banned-throwing-eggs-clampdown/

#UKPolitics #journalism #eggs

@wood5y

Who can decry journalism where the promise of an ice blast machine in the headline is cruelly dashed by what is below the fold?

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23434583.morrisons-daily-open-swaffham-instead-mccolls/

@seanski44

#EasternDailyPress #journalism #Swaffham #Morrisons

@seanski44 You are reading the wrong news outlets. @wood5y can tell you all about #ReachPLC, but really the #EasternDailyPress is what you need.

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23435356.car-flips-crash-near-red-lodge-driver-leaves-scene/

Just think. The driver of that car had the impudence to not remain in the driver's seat. #Audi drivers!

#BBCNews

And on the day that Robert Mendick and Victoria Ward of the #DailyTelegraph demonstrate that they are clueless and have never seen the World Wide Web, half of which is porn that could easily contradict this PR stunt:

The #BirminghamMail leads on-line with a crime scene next to Asda in Walsall town centre.

The #EasternDailyPress goes with a woman with Legionnaire's disease from a stay in Florida.

The #LeicesterMercury goes with "Mum finds rat in oven".

#UKPolitics

@psyclist No worries. It will happen. And although it might be the climbing or the cycling, it may well be neither.

As you can see from the hashtags, I've had conversations based upon recognizing Ivars from trips to #IKEA, songs by #TPau, repairing #cassettes, and the #EasternDailyPress recently. Expect it to be anything. (-:

@Silversnapples If you want non-technical, the #EasternDailyPress is reporting the novel fact that aircraft leave contrails. (-:

https://mastodonapp.uk/@BendsMusic/109677137667319620

@Paul_Daggers @Taliesen @BendsMusic

Look, you lot! Working out whether "a number" is "hundreds" or not takes valuable time away from looking up contrails.

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23246384.lakenheath-hundreds-homes-without-water-leak/

#EasternDailyPress