SOTA:

Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9MIEuMpm44

You couldn't throw a rock in the late 2000s without hitting a Lil Wayne song or feature. This song is pure excess featuring another icon, Jay-Z. I used to blast this in my '04 Honda Civic in between Subway shifts. #eatfresh

@shaman
Imagine you're sucking on a 10,000-year-old honey "lozenge", when you encounter a foreign piece at its center, so you spit it out. The "piece" was actually a super killer mosquito, and that mosquito was somehow in suspended animation until the violent act of you spitting it out onto the ground. #eatfresh

Do you want it toasted?
#eatfresh #footlong

@hypomodern thursday is now called "#eatfresh" and every citizen is required to chow down on a 6" sub from subway.