Jim Bliss · @JimBliss
112 followers · 318 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Keir Starmer just stated that his government will crack down even harder on cannabis users.

Apparently (and I'm more or less quoting here) the smell of cannabis creeps into children's bedrooms from the street and ruins their lives.

Not car fumes, you understand, they aren't antisocial and don't ruin lives. Just cannabis smoke.

It's the kind of outlandish claim you'd expect from a 1930s propaganda film, not a serious politician.

#eejit #labourparty #keirstarmer #cannabis #legalise

Last updated 1 year ago

Chris Merle · @clmerle
348 followers · 5556 posts · Server mstdn.social

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Repeated infections increases your risk of long term illness. You wear a mask to protect others as much as yourself.

Tilda Swinton Says She's 'So Full of Antibodies' and 'Faith' That She's Refusing To Comply With Mask Requirements On Set

themarysue.com/tilda-swinton-r

#eejit #antimask #Pandemic #COVID #LongCovid

Last updated 1 year ago

LordWoolamaloo · @LordWoolamaloo
559 followers · 1156 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Wee Duggie Boy Ross's caught-on-mic utterance of "f**k's sake" in Parliament during a protest today is hilarious to me, not least because I like to imagine that's what almost every MSP in the chamber mutters each time they see that wee eejit stand up to bluster about something. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sco

#eejit #douglasross #swearing #Holyrood #parliament #scotland

Last updated 1 year ago

Sarah Morris · @sarahheathhall
31 followers · 53 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Blocked a Tate fanboy on facebook earlier kept telling me that I needed to be educated, made me laugh whe tried to insult me calling me woke. Proud to have empathy and to be caring

#eejit

Last updated 1 year ago

eejits · @eejits
51 followers · 106 posts · Server mastodon.scot

#2 - The Caber Toss - which is stupid enough to try this test o’ strength?!?

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#cartoonstrip #comicseries #comicstrips #comicsart #instagramcomics #digitalcomics #webcomics #eejitscomics #eejit

Last updated 2 years ago

Zoë · @Markhamcorrect
214 followers · 543 posts · Server mstdn.social

Caught the dog mid-yawn today 👍

#eejit #jackRussell

Last updated 2 years ago

Sue Smith · @sue
526 followers · 393 posts · Server glasgow.social

Every time I mention how badly I let the exercise slip last year I need slapped around the face with a sign reminding me I successfully got through and recovered from major cancer surgery 🫠

#eejit

Last updated 2 years ago

Jonny H · @hamacy
14 followers · 95 posts · Server toot.community

@cromerty @Driverminnie Mollie the . Part mountain , part . 100% .

#Collie #goat #kangaroo #eejit

Last updated 2 years ago

eejits · @eejits
28 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Another that just wanders The Glen - PEELY WALLY. Too stupid to realise that he died weeks ago.

#eejit

Last updated 2 years ago