So, I bit the bullet and actually attempted to finish writing something. Obsessed with egg laying lately so that's what I went for.

Also, it's almost my favorite reptile woman's day of creation (Sept. 12th), so it all came together.

Old pic, but I still love it.

https://ccyanep.blogspot.com/2023/09/eggs.html

#eggs #egglaying #kemonomimi #futanari #futa #pussy #balls #cock #ass #tattoo #nude #cum

Tento post mě hodně oslovil… V poslední době člověk vůbec neví, co v obchodě kupuje - nemluvě o tom, jaké chemikálie se nám do těla dostávají ještě jinými cestami. Takže jezte pouze originál vajíčka od drůbeže! Protože jsem se nechala očkovat, zdravotní benefity mohu potvrdit! Pokud máte zájem, tak ale rychle, zásoby se tenčí. Rychle než to smažou!

#package_design #eggs #hoax

I think I'll skip out on the extra protein this morning 😬🐥
#eggs #breakfast #ohno #frukost

Holly Cow and Minnie Cow apparently got new jobs at Chick-fil-A when I moved. I bought 5 dozen eggs and hard boiled them to make them happy on Sunday.

#Montana #Billings #egg #eggs #cow #cows #HollyCow #MinnieCow #chickfila #eatmorchikin #eatmoregs #Sunday #food #foodie #foodporn

every time i see this image, i feel like weeping because humans are so astonishingly inhumane to our fellow travelers ...

#AnimalCruelty #animalAbuse #chickens #eggs

#wasp laying eggs with her ovipositor. Freaky.

#parasitoid #wasp #eggs #ovipositors

OG plays Eggcelerate!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YPvIsLrsw

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#eggs #driving #racing #physics #indieracers #IndieGameTrends #IndieWatch #IndieDev #GameDev #IndieGameDev #IndieGame #IndieGames #Gameplay #letsplay #gaming

One of the old chickens laid that monster egg and for some reason it got me wondering if spies ever used eggs for secret messages. I was thinking some kind of chicken “port” to insert in the egg making process, but a web search finds less intrusive ways.
#spies #eggs #chickens

An Easter Bunny #rabbit #easter #eggs #anthro

Settle a debate for me. In the spectrum of breakfast foods, where beans are "wet" and hash browns are "dry" for example, are eggs:

#mastodaoine #breakfast #eggs

#eggs #oviposition #egglaying #shota #gohan #dragonball #wip

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In less-depressing news, this week I am going to learn how to make #plantbased “cheese” out of cashew and coconut and some weird level-10 #vegan internet magic. Later on in the week I will learn to make my own coconut yogurt and plant milks. I’m actually super-excited because I can control the ingredients. Most commercial dairy replacements have xanthan gum, which makes me really sick. I’m not vegan, but I try not to eat dairy. Backyard #eggs are a different story, though.

I've been complaining for a couple months about bad eggs. Not rotten eggs, fresh eggs, but eggs that tasted wrong. Some tasted terrible and would leave a solvent-like odor in the room. I love eggs and we go through a lot of them in this household. I usually eat soft-boiled eggs so the flavor is right in my face. Every week I've been trying different brands and types of eggs. Brown, white, fancy, "organic", expensive, everything I could lay hands on. I wondered if maybe I had changed and maybe eggs will never taste right again. Turns out it's not me. I just started a new dozen and tada! eggs that taste like they should. These are Walmart's (!) cage free white eggs in a traditional cardboard carton. Go figure. I'd sure like to know what was up with those eggs that smelled like paint thinner.

#eggs #food #FoodSafety

Parents Are Cracking Eggs On Kids' Heads In New TikTok Trend

#eggprank #eggs #kids #parents #TikTok
https://usnewsper.com/2023/08/parents-are-cracking-eggs-on-kids-heads-in-new-tiktok-trend/?feed_id=27982&_unique_id=64e5684c10b27

I've never posted AI things before, so I hope I'm tagging these right. I was playing around with a generator, and ended up making some extremely pregnant bunnyboys! Or easter bunnies maybe? Or humans turning into easter bunnies because it's extremely contagious? It's hard to tell!
Anyway, I kinda loved how they came out, and wanted to share. c.c

#ai #aiart #aigenerated #mpreg #eggs #shota #bunnies #furry #transformation #tf

A closeup of Cladonia lichens and moss.
But look closely, there are two tiny eggs on the lichen's apothecia to find!

#lichen #LichenSubscribe #Mosstodon #insects #Lacewing #eggs

So for lunch today I was going to make a fried #egg and #grilledcheese sandwich, but #Babish told a trick where you drop the egg on the counter from about a foot so it cracks and you don't get shell fragments but I guess it depends on your #eggs and whether you have a formica or wooden countertop and if you do exactly a foot say not TWO or so but anyway I had a *scrambled and scraped off the countertop with a spatula* egg and grilled cheese sandwich for lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHiIznBNdIM

Eggs and bananas to be part of mid-day meals for govt school students twice a week from August 18

Karnataka Primary and Secondary Education Minister Madhu Banarappa said that the program to provide students with eggs or bananas will be inaugurated in Mandya on August 18.

#karnataka #MidDayMeals #GovtSchools #education #eggs #nutrition #WelfareSchemes #KarnatakaGovt #india

https://www.news9live.com/state/karnataka/eggs-and-bananas-to-be-part-of-mid-day-meals-for-govt-school-students-twice-a-week-from-august-18-2251766

One of the new young #hens has started laying. I love how small their first few teeny, tiny #eggs 🥚🥚🥚🥚are. 😊 #ChickensOfMastodon 🐔

One of these is not like the other.
#eggs #oldChicken #seventiesCounterTop