I've reached an age where I have to not "overdo it". I hate it, but there are two things worse

1. Overdoing it

2. Not reaching this age

#ThisIsFifty #EldersOfMastodon #old

My wife: ...and we sent them a video recording of...how long were video recordings? 90 minutes?

My brain: ....

My mouth: 6 hours. Or 4 or 2, depending on the recording speed/quality you chose.

My brain: Oh yeah, that's right!

#EldersOfMastodon #ThisIsFifty

I feel like my toot output tonight is only complete if I now fall asleep on the couch. #EldersOfMastodon #Antiquities #BelongsInAMuseum