"U don't learn, boi. Well, u asked for it. See these?"

"What are they?" 🥴

"These are a guaranteed method to improve ur performance. This is a small torpedo and this is a large torpedo - they are #electroplugs. I will now insert this to ur ass."

"W-which one, sir?"

"The large one, of course! Only when ur performance has improved, I'll change it to the smaller one. Bend over."

😥

10 min later.

"Is big?"

"Yes!!" 😟

"Let's try..."

⚡⚡⚡

"OUCH!"

"Get on the treadmill!" 😈

#agonophilia