Elk Detective let out an ugly cry that prompted many 911 calls. A number of people thought another high pressure line ruptured at the Antler Pass Cider Mill while others thought somebody was blasting Yoko Ono a little too loud It turns out that Sgt. Elk couldn't contain his/their joy and wailed after Jinkx Monsoon won Season 7 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

#moosecop
#mooswcophulu
#elkdetective
#antlerpass
#jinkxmonsoon

@tickytacky

MOOSE COP strolls into the precinct after dropping MIDGE off at her desk with a nice well balanced lunch.

MOOSE COP raises his nostrils inhaling “who tf is wearing drakkar noir, Did we bust a teen shoplifter?” A swivel of the head and bulge of the eyeballs stops MOOSE COP dead in his hooves. Holy ELK PADDIES! Sgt is the spittin image “Blaine” in pretty in pink” with that scarf and perfume. “spits chewed bark and scoffs”

#moosecop
#antlerpass
#elkdetective

POLICE CHIEF: "This article says a dog's sense of smell is 10,000 times better than ours. Maybe we should get a police dog. That would make your job a lot easier. Wouldn't it?"

ELK DETECTIVE: [scoffs and tosses back his scarf]

#moosecop
#moosecophulu
#elkdetective

Elk Detective is an effeminate gay 🏳️‍🌈
#elkdetective

Elk Detective arrived in town and tossed his beret up in the air while The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song played from the loudspeaker of the Antler Pass 'N Gas.

#moosecop
#moosecophulu
#antlerpass
#elkdetective

[Outside the Antler Pass Donut Shop]

Moose Cop: [stares at Elk Detective, chewing]

Elk Detective: [stares at Moose Cop, chewing]

Officer Midge: Whoa whoa settle down you two, let’s be professionals

#moosecop #moosecophulu #moosecopwiki #elkdetective

@PaleCrow @professorkiosk #moosecop #elkdetective with corrected typo

@PaleCrow hashtag #moosecop hashtag #elkdetective @professorkiosk

@PaleCrow resents the likes of Elk Detective coming into Antler Pass with his Ivy League education and disdain for small town ways. @professorkiosk #elkdetective

@professorkiosk Talk about Elk Detective! we have them in spades on the road to North Bend! Literally hundreds #MooseCop #ElkDetective Elk detectives see loads of road stupidity, road rage.