#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#FreedomofReach
#twitterleaks
#getverified
:twitter: The public deserves to know what really happened π¨
Nobody asked for it, I will tell it anyway :verified_yellow:
TwitterLeaks coming soon. No
critics Twitter Inbox is safe (from me) anymore π΅οΈ !
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #freedomofreach #twitterleaks #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#FreedomofReach
#apple
#getverified
:twitter: This indifference towards against me has to stop immediately β
I brought back freedom to the world πΊπΈ ! Why nobody thanks me for that??
It feels like other opinions are no longer allowed πΏ It's a long fight for my freedom of reach :verified_yellow:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #freedomofreach #apple #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#apple
#getverified
:twitter: Apple is a evil company π
Why they don't want to pay me anymore? There is no reason at all!
This is censorship... "Power to the people" :verified_yellow:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #apple #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Tesla
#getverified
:twitter: Best Truck ever :verified_yellow:
The battery just weighs 80`000 lbs πͺ. No problems so far detected! π π―
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #tesla #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Tesla
#AlyssaMilano
#getverified
:twitter: Hello Alyssa
Tesla's are great, I invented it :verified_yellow:
Please don't buy a VW. Only Tesla has the endless battery burn feature π₯
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #tesla #alyssamilano #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#FreedomofReach
#getverified
:twitter: I'm still the funniest guy on the internet :verified_yellow:
I like to leave my `metal butt plug` on the bedside table.
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #freedomofreach #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#FreedomofReach
#getverified
:twitter: Already made $8 in sales today πΈ
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #freedomofreach #getverified
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#getverified
#Ye24
:twitter: YE, please don't be mad at me!
Good Christians are the first to be verified on Twitter 2.0 βοΈ
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #getverified #ye24
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Ye24
#DonaldTrump24
:twitter: GOP will never send me to jail πΊπ²
Ye is for the people #YE24 :verified:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #ye24 #donaldtrump24
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#twitter2.0
#twitterphone
#ElonMusksignatureedition
:twitter: Final Twitterphone design completed π± Elon Musk signature edition available soon! :verified_yellow:
I fired all the twitter employees who couldn't use it properly :elmo_fire:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #twitter2 #twitterphone #elonmusksignatureedition
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Ye24
#DonaldTrump24
:twitter: Best duo since White Men Can't Jump π
Ye is for the people #YE24 :verified:
"Donald is really impressed to be Ye`s Vice President" πΊπΈ
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #ye24 #donaldtrump24
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#getverified
#twitter2.0
:twitter: New, new plan!
π Manually authenticated (quick and reliable) π by Twitter Help Center (ask for Steve).
Pay easy with personal check and get your verification in the next 60 months :verified_yellow: :officialverified: :verified:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #getverified #twitter2
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#twitter2.0
#Unleashthepowerofthepyramid
:twitter: Dear Twitter employees
From next week on, only use one device (the pyramid) for everything. π± π₯οΈ
Computers or telephones are no longer needed :verified:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #twitter2 #unleashthepowerofthepyramid
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Tesla
#StayWoke
:twitter: From design to execution, it's always my idea :BlobfoxThinkSmart:
Order now:
https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#payment
Get 1-month free trial Twitter2.0 subscription :verified:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #tesla #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#Thepeoplehavespoken
#StayWoke
:twitter: The people have spoken! 95% of all active users have voted :verified:
P.s.
I love repeating the same words in latin again and again.
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #thepeoplehavespoken #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#priority1
#StayWoke
:twitter: My best idea so far :verified:
Please send your screenshot`s to Fax@Twitter π
(I fired the report button guy :elmo_fire: )
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #priority1 #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#StephenKing
#StayWoke
:twitter: Stephen π
I wrote you three times today!
Please answer immediately.
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #stephenking #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#GOP
#HerschelWalker
#StayWoke
:twitter: Hello Herschel
Tell me please where I can see this movie βFreak Nightβ?
Can't find any uploads on Twitter :blobfoxsad:
P.s.
I'd Rather Be a Werewolf Than a Vampire too πΊ ! What's up with this garlic?
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #gop #herschelwalker #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#twittersupport
#FreedomofReach
#StayWoke
:twitter: Dear twitter support
Please stop my voting immediately. My bots have already voted.
Freedom of Reach :verified:
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #twittersupport #freedomofreach #staywoke
#riptwitter
#elonandfriends
#careers.twitter.com
#LoveWhereYouWorked
#AOC
#StayWoke
:twitter: AOC you are the only one for me
Yesterday I read your entire Twitter inbox. Fell in love with you instantly. π
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you βοΈ
#riptwitter #elonandfriends #careers #lovewhereyouworked #aoc #staywoke