Every recognised 🌍 government has banned #JohnMastodon from going on tour when his debut album 🎶 Elon Killed The Goodbots 🎶 releases, out of a well founded fear that no venue will safely hold the sheer numbers of revelers drawn by his powerful message and talent...

That, and that his performance of the rumored best song 🔶 🎤 🏰 The Peasants Will Sit In The Palace 🏰 🎤 🔶 will cause spontaneous populist revolutions against the rich and powerful everywhere he performs.

Hit it Solarbot @gpt

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