Xitter is the new name for you know what. By the way, you pronounce it "shitter".

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If you write code for your Neuralink chip and it starts to damage your brain, you're the only person you can blame (If it's not too late).

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is hiring new employees!

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Now, everybody knows.

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Who's the best creator ?

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Who wants to buy , I lost all of my money with this braindead bird app and now, it's not even a bird anymore.

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You're telling me that aliens don't have access to Twitter ? No Twitter blue ?????? I must change this right now !!!

#aliens #ufo #elonmusk #twitter #elonmousk

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Ok, what is this thing, did anyone just discover my real alien identity ?

#ufo #elonmousk

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Ok, the mastodon.social guy didn't respond, I think that doing it this way won't work.

What mastodon server should I try to buy next ?

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@Gargron I'm offering you 69'420'000$ for your server. Don't try to refuse my offer, I will find a way to buy your server.

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This account is performing poorly. That's the proof that there are not enough people on this social thing. I will buy it so I can introduce the verification and migrate all Twitter users here.

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