Xitter is the new name for you know what. By the way, you pronounce it "shitter". #x #twitter #elonmusk #elonmousk
#x #twitter #elonmusk #elonmousk
#twitter is a sect. #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
#twitter #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
If you write code for your Neuralink chip and it starts to damage your brain, you're the only person you can blame (If it's not too late). #neuralink #elonmusk #elonmousk
#neuralink #elonmusk #elonmousk
#twitter is hiring new employees! #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
#twitter #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
Who wants to buy #twitter, I lost all of my money with this braindead bird app and now, it's not even a bird anymore. #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
#twitter #x #elonmusk #elonmousk
You're telling me that aliens don't have access to Twitter ? No Twitter blue ?????? I must change this right now !!! #aliens #UFO #elonmusk #twitter #elonmousk
#aliens #ufo #elonmusk #twitter #elonmousk
Ok, what is this #UFO thing, did anyone just discover my real alien identity ? #elonmousk
Ok, the mastodon.social guy didn't respond, I think that doing it this way won't work.
What mastodon server should I try to buy next ? #mastodon #elonmusk #elonmousk
#mastodon #elonmusk #elonmousk
@Gargron I'm offering you 69'420'000$ for your #mastodon server. Don't try to refuse my offer, I will find a way to buy your server. #elonmusk #elonmousk
#mastodon #elonmusk #elonmousk
This account is performing poorly. That's the proof that there are not enough people on this social thing. I will buy it so I can introduce the verification and migrate all Twitter users here. #mastodon #elonmusk #elonmousk
#mastodon #elonmusk #elonmousk