There you are, just walking down a crowded city street, when you feel something brush against your backside. Suddenly, you feel a tug between the cheeks, and turn around just in time to see a young man absconding from you, with your #anus in his hand...

It's one of the infamous #ButtholeThieves!!

"My butthole!" You cry, "Stop! Thief! He's stolen my butthole!"

The #Butthole Thief laughs maniacally as he runs away from you, your precious and irreplaceable butthole in hand. You give chase, but before you can do anything, he's already jumped into a getaway car. You run into the road behind it as it speeds away, shouting, "Nooo! My butthole! I need my butthole!!"

But it's too late, The car is already speeding away, your pleas for mercy falling on deaf ears: Butthole Thieves are the most cold-hearted criminals there are.

#Microfiction #comedy #story #erotica #EroticLiterature #surreal #surrealism #BetterThanDali #ElonMusksButthole

All this random insane rambling about Buttholes reminds me, #ButtholeThieves is still a Very fun #AIDungeon scenario, and you should totally play it. Not only can you steal #ElonMusksButthole in this, but I recently added the ability to play as a Butthole Detective, hunting down the Butthole Thieves and their pilfered buttholes!

ENTER THE WORLD OF THE BUTTHOLE THIEVES...
https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=c4d8b500-17fb-11ed-b065-27a6be3c40e5

@Loosf
You reject #ElonMusksButthole.

People always replying to me with the "Followers Only" setting. Seems I'm the only one willing to let my sexy truth get spread far and wide across the Fediverse...

MAKE YOUR FUCKPOSTING PUBLIC!

SHOW THE WORLD YOUR FURVERSION!

RANDOMLY TAG #ELONMUSKSBUTTHOLE!

Just wanted to remind everyone, and take a moment to appreciate that #ElonMusk now has #Twitter set up such that everyone sees his posts near the top of their timeline. Going on the site feels a bit like ducking under #ElonMusksButthole and hoping whatever dump he's taking in the last hour or so or however often the world's richest NEET has some dumb take isn't too aggravating.

@artemis @eevee That, and who is migrating: the people who wanted to post on a Mastodon about right-wing stuff are already on Gab, which has been isolated. We're getting the wave of people who don't want to be around the people #elonmusksbutthole is opening wide to let back in, or are worried that they themselves will be banned from #elonmusksbutthole if they post something that offends him.

Perhaps they're working through a trauma: I try to avoid visiting #elonmusksbutthole as much as possible, and avoided being active on there before that.

(In other news #elonmusksbutthole is a hell of a versatile hashtag)

It is my fundamental right to use #YiffLife's 1000 character limit to write #scifi #furry #erotica.

#elonmusksbutthole is powerless to stop me.

#YoureWelcomeInternet

@maloki Honestly, I feel like they are underutilized, because I really enjoy the ability to type in a hashtag and just get stuff that is specifically about that. Granted, I am trolling the system with stupid tags like #elonmusksbutthole, but even then, I try to use the system and find it very useful.

@kitty Put some furry art there of an antho-mastodon bodybuilder, flexing on #elonmusksbutthole, and link to like, stuff about how to switch to and use Mastodon so people will share it on Twitter.

HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE 50+ NOTIFICATIONS ON THIS!?

Oh fuck my phone is dinging like crazy. Guys, this is just an old comic, I didn't even put the #elonmusksbutthole tag on it, why is it going nuts across the metaverse??

WHY IS THE MASTODON.ART BOT FOLLOWING ME?!

WHAT IS GOING OOOOONNNNN!?!?
:joylmfao: :joylmfao: :joylmfao: :joylmfao: :joylmfao:

@marky3698 Sure is! I've waited like, 5 years for people to realize how much better Mastodon is than Twitter and move here, and thanks to #elonmusksbutthole, now I have a reason to use this platform!

@OctaviaConAmore
Actually, getting you to post was all part of the plan. Now that I've goaded you out, you have no choice but to tell me, how are my posts about #elonmusksbutthole ending up on all of these mainstream normie servers? Why do professionals care so much about the Pole Poll? Who REALLY killed JFK?

THE PEOPLE WANT SOME ANSWERS!

Celestia fucking damn it, am I gonna get delayed notifications about you favoriting my posts with the #elonmusksbutthole tag all night? :joylmfao:

I feel like I should post more porn on here...

...but I'm too busy #shitposting about #elonmusksbutthole instead.

(Seriously, I don't even give a fuck, I just think #elonmusksbutthole is a funny tag and I'm going to keep finding excuses to use it)

Speaking of #elonmusksbutthole, buttholes are the equal opportunity fuck hole, because just about everyone's got one.

(If anyone reading this doesn't have a butthole, I AM SO SO SORRY)

I swear this account has the weirdest reach. This server is called YIFF.life, this account is very clearly marked as a furry-porn-centric account, and yet here I have these fucking professional accounts from the main servers favoriting and even BOOSTING my shitposts about #elonmusksbutthole. Some of them also show up on my timelines on .art and techhub, but they have no way of knowing I'm the same person.

What is going on here?

My theory is that Mastodon is such a cool space that it brings out the #GoblinMode in all of us, and I love it, but I was not expecting a professional orchestra-performer to react to my posts today, at least not on this account...

This is my space, and I'm gonna use it to talk about what I want to talk about! So if I want to use it to talk about #elonmusksbutthole, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT #ELONMUSKSBUTTHOLE!!

What right do you have to prevent me from speaking, superfascist?!

Real Talk: #elonmusk, from the moment I heard the name, sounds like the fursona of someone with a scent-fetish. Like, "this is my skunk fursona, Elon Musk, stinking up every room he's in with his powerful scent-glands!"

I want to see someone draw art of Elon Musk's smelly skunksona now, and I encourage people to paw to it.

#elon #musk #skunk #scentfetish #muskfetish #elonmusksbutthole

Low-key want to make some art of me getting railed by the incredibly sexy hunk that is #JohnMastodon. I don't even care that nobody knows what he looks like, I'd fuck a wrinkly old Mastodon any day for the way he's pwning #elonmusksbutthole.

Seriously, it's him and that fox from the #mintmobile ads, who turns me on with this incredibly cheap phone plans.

There's nothing wrong with this, so if you judge me, you're the one with the problem.