Stopped 14 in the middle of B&N, said "Let me see something." Had my keys in my hand, so I stuck one between their arm and their side as they stood there and made cranking noises as I turned it a few times.

14 is looking at me like I'm freaking crazy and finally asks "What are you doing?" in this aggrieved tone.

I said: "Just winding you up, that's all."

The *groan* this child let out. I giggled for the next two minutes.

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